oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

I danced with a gay!

He didn't give you gay, did he?!?

• mirilidium, always amused by Homer's close-mindedness

mirilidium wrote in message news:...

Marge: He prefers the company of men! Homer: Who doesn't?!

Marge: Homer, listen carefully. John is a ho - mo... Homer: Right. Marge: ... sexual. Homer: [pause] Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

- mirilidium "Think of the property values. Now we can never say only straight people have been in this house."

mirilidium wrote in message news:...

Homer: Bart, I want you to know I love you.... (Homer's Brain: As? As?) Homer: As a father! As a father! (phew!)

Is it ok to come out now, Mr. Gay man?

Jay

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."--Homer Simpson

Jeff Cox wrote:

"Queer, right? That's what you like to be called?" "That or John." Sincerely, Little Girl

I was doing a dance called the bump, and my...buttocks...slipped, and came into contact with the...buttocks...of another young man.

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HOM++ LIS+++ BAR++++ BOB++++ 7G12, 7F10,
8F15, 9F22, 1F04, 2F10, 3F13, 4F14, 5F02, AABF03,
BABF05, CABF14
"Is there no place for the man with the 105 IQ?!?!"
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