Harry Potter went to Hell

for practicing witchcraft!

Ned Flanders rules!

YOU REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!

/????? hej hej hej pozdrawiam Milek Blythy wrote in message news:9t5h6t$q7t$[email]...

a) don't top-post b) don't use ALL CAPS c) don't blame me, blame Ned Flanders

Blythy wrote:

What makes you think he would know what to do with one if he got one? Bob

Drunk and full of pie, Bob wrote:

"Lives" are overrated. Now, sitting on your ass at the computer -- that's living!

You're an idiot, Bob.

Alex Cain wrote:

AH, YES, The wit and wisdom of Alex Cain strikes again! How can one come up with any witticism that could possibly surpass "You're and idiot". Do any of you readers of these posts understand what tremendous thought and effort went into that retort? The sheer brilliance of the reply, which puts to shame any other retort the world has ever seen. Really, I could see that published in every magazine devoted to the intelligentsia of the world. Albert Einstein would have been hard pressed to come up with a retort that could surpass that. Truly, I am devastated by such sparkling wit.

Bob

Alex Cain wrote in message news:[email]...

According to a Halloween episode Ned Flanders rules Hell.

"Alex Cain" wrote in message news:[email]...

Ned Flanders is Satan, okily dokily?

Who's this "we?" Are you schizophrenic? Maybe suffer from MPD?

No, they weren't. They were making fun of Harry Potter fans. Like you.

"Alex Cain" wrote in message news:[email]...

news:...

...Geriatric Profanity Disorder, or GPD...

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.

Drunk and full of pie, Dr Music wrote:

...the vapors ...the staggers ...the grip ...achy-breaky pelvis ...lumber lung

In article , [email] (The Rack) writes:

...pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Well, this calls for a celebration... "Celebrate good times....." I will.

Was it death by natural causes?

Or was it... mur-diddly-urder??

Alex Cain wrote: