Orange-eating class

JUST EAT THE DAMNED ORANGE!!!

On Tue, 21 Aug 2001, C Kelly [BCTA] wrote:

*Finally* someone who appreciates that quote! IMO one of the funniest scenes ever.

/ Kristian

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|Kristian Ronge                                         |
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Kristian Ronge wrote in message news:...

Skinner, in Sunday's episode: "I made some orange drink." LT Smash: "WHAT! Do you live with your mother or something?" Skinner: "No, technically she lives with me."

Aaron Hirshberg

"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...

news:...

Not in the same league as the first quote, or others from that ep.
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Homer: Keep up the roughhousing, son!  Without a strong male presence
          in the house, you could turn sissy overnight!  Oh, these
          stubborn grass stains.
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Marge: But how do I know I can trust you?
Homer: Marge, look at me: we've been separated for a day, and I'm as
       dirty as a Frenchman.  In another few hours I'll be dead!  I
       can't afford to lose your trust again.
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Marge: {Uh, we don't think you're slow.  On the other hand, it's not
       like you go to museums or read books or anything.}
Homer: {You think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, Marge: they
       won't let me.  One quality show after another, each one fresher
       and more brilliant than the last.  If they only stumbled once,
       just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, [puts head on table,
       pounds fist] but they won't!  They won't let me live!  [sobs]}
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Marge: There's that...or you could take an adult education course.
Homer: Oh, and how is "education" supposed to make me feel smarter?
       Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old
       stuff out of my brain.  Remember when I took that home wine-
       making course and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how.
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{In the next class, Moe teaches gangsta rapper self-defense.  "All
right, here's the 4-1-1, folks.  Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly
girl.  You just give 'em one of these."  A rap beat begins and Moe
begins to break.  After a backflip, he grabs a shotgun at blasts three
rounds into the air -- much to the surprise and discomfort of his
students.}
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All comedy gold! Ed.

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If that's what they leave in, anyway.

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