The CURSE strikes Jack Paar!

Jan 27, 2004, 4:41 PM ET11 posts by 7 posters
11 posts
James

Made you look!! Ha ha!

Aside from the fact that he was 85, and never (to my knowledge) appeared on the Simpsons, this CURSE gets worse all the time.

sarcastressJames

i blame leno.

thank you for not discussing the outside world
sarcastresssarcastress

...for everything. ever.

thank you for not discussing the outside world
Davidsarcastress

On 27 Jan 2004 22:07:29 GMT, [email] (sarcastress) wrote:

I rue the day Leno was born

Scott MunroJames

On 27 Jan 2004 21:41:33 GMT, donutbandit wrote:

I think Benjamin Robinson explained it:

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/5F10

"Jay Leno, Steve Allen, and Johnny Carson have all been guest voices on 'The Simpsons.' Think we can get Jack Paar on the phone? We can have all the major 'Tonight' show hosts on the show!"

If you're the only member of some group who *hasn't* been on the show, you're doomed.

"Yes! To be like the Hu-man! To laugh, feel, want! Why are these things not in the plan?"
Mark Allen Adams, Jr.Scott Munro

Like John Lemon? Er, I mean, Lennon?

mark allen adams, jr. usenet (at) mark (hyphen) adams (dot) com fix the e-mail address to reply

"Mark Allen Adams, Jr." wrote in message news:...

1. You are hilarious. 2. Lennon was murdered several years before the Simpsons existed. In the year 7 BSE (Before Simpsons Existed), I believe (1980 in the regular calendar). If you are confused by #2, see #1.

Space Mvsevm

Scott MunroAaron Hirshberg

On 28 Jan 2004 06:31:04 -0800, [email] (Aaron Hirshberg) wrote:

And you think the curse can't work backward in time?

Now who's being naive?

"Yes! To be like the Hu-man! To laugh, feel, want! Why are these things not in the plan?"
Duff ManAaron Hirshberg

"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Someone doesn't get the curse...

Aaron HirshbergDuff Man

"Duff Man" wrote in message news:...

SPACE MVSEVM get's the curse, DUFF MAN, if that is your real name. DUFF MAN had his sarcasm detector TURNED OFF when he was reading my post.

Space Mvsevm

Duff ManAaron Hirshberg

"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...

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voices

can

show,

A sarcasm detector...that's a real useful invention...