"Big Bang" = "Jump the Shark"

May 17, 2002, 7:31 PM ET6 posts by 6 posters
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Brett Buck

I posit that the Big Bang, from the point of quark formation at 10^-17 seconds, and every thing that happened afterwards, was jumping the shark. This means all events in all dimensions, in all possible timelines.

I therefore conclude that claiming things as "jumping the shark" is redundant. Maybe we can instead go back to pointlessly spouting quotes from the Simpsons.

Brett "Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter" Buck

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------ Extrapolating your logic: It seems obvious that "The Simpsons", having Jumped the Shark, will, at some time (or, at every time) jump back to where they started. Be sure to write us when they do.

73, Keith

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I kind of believe you there. Let's wait until next episode too ok?

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Take that, you lousy dimension!

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