What was the best blackboard gag?

Jul 4, 2005, 3:02 PM ET9 posts by 8 posters

9 posts

Neil CowardJul 4, 2005, 3:02 PM ET

My favourite is when Bart writes

"I should NOT be 25 by now.. I should NOT be 25 by now.."

FunkyJul 4, 2005, 6:25 PM ET↩ Neil Coward

No beer and tv make Homer go something, something.

andrew.upton4Jul 4, 2005, 6:33 PM ET↩ Funky

Aaron HirshbergJul 5, 2005, 12:50 PM ET↩ andrew.upton4

You're not a real captain.

Aaron Space Museum

GazorpJul 10, 2005, 12:16 AM ET↩ Neil Coward

"If a dildo was in my ass, it would be home by now."

Benjamin RobinsonJul 10, 2005, 11:32 PM ET↩ Neil Coward

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "What was the best blackboard gag?" thread, Neil Coward wrote:

After surveying the list at <http://www.snpp.com/guides/chalkboard.openings.html>, I pick:

I am not a 32 year old woman. [from 7F08]

I also liked:

	I will not carve gods [from 8F11]
	Beans are neither fruit nor musical [1F22]
	A fire drill does not demand a fire [4F16]
	Nobody reads these anymore [CABF22]

Aaron HirshbergJul 11, 2005, 10:08 AM ET↩ Benjamin Robinson

This is not a clue, ... or is it?

Aaron Space Museum

GymdandyJul 12, 2005, 2:07 AM ET↩ Neil Coward

I am no Darren Hayes I am no Darren Hayes I am no Darren Hayes

Michael MinnigJul 14, 2005, 4:02 AM ET↩ Neil Coward

"I will not use abbrev."

"Neil Coward" wrote in message news:dac13a$nmt$[email]...