Life Imitating the Simpsons - Bear Patrol

Nov 6, 2003, 1:12 PM ET4 posts by 4 posters

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StefanWNov 6, 2003, 1:12 PM ET

Life Imitating the Simpsons

Guess they will have to start-up the Bear patrol at Appalachian State University. Another student fee tacked onto to their tuition.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20031105/D7UKI5FG2.html

Stefan

DaveNov 6, 2003, 2:17 PM ET↩ StefanW

"StefanW" wrote in message news:[email]...

Let the bears pay bear tax, I pay Homer tax.

smtpauth.earthlink.netNov 6, 2003, 2:49 PM ET↩ Dave

That's the home OWNER tax.

"Dave" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Aaron HirshbergNov 6, 2003, 7:45 PM ET↩ smtpauth.earthlink.net

"news.west.earthlink.net" wrote in message news:...

According to http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F20.html, this is caused by immigrants.

"They want the bear patrol but they won't pay taxes for it." Quimby thinks of a novel solution. He announces that taxes are high because of illegal immigrants and that they should be disposed of.

Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.

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