List: Fictional Movies

Oct 3, 2001, 1:34 PM ET69 posts by 24 posters
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The Rack

A compiled list of fictional movies seen or referenced on The Simpsons. Please add any missing...

Bloodening, The [AABF07] Das Booty Call [AABF19] Death Wish IX [2F31] Ernest Cuts The Cheese [8F19] Ernest Vs. The Pope [8F19] Face Puncher IV [AABF19] Football's Greatest Injuries [8F07] Hail to the Chimp [5F12] Honey, I Hit A Schoolbus [] Honk If You're Horny [3F05] Hot Grits A Flyin' [8F22] I'll Fry Your Face III [8F19] Look Who's Oinking [8F19] Mars Needs Towels [AABF19] McBain: Let's Get Silly [2F31] McBain (McBane) VI: [AABF23] My Dinner With Jar Jar [AABF23] Poke of Zorro, The [AABF19] Rip Roarin' Reverend [8F22] Shakespeare in Heat [AABF19] Smell In Room 19, The [8F19] Sing, Monkey, Sing [8F22] Space Mutants VII [8F22] Space Mutants XII [AABF23] Stockholm Affair, The [8F19] Tango De La Muerte [BABF15] That 70's Movie [AABF19]

I realize the list has yet to reference any of Troy McClure's flicks. Any others besides Troy's?

Mathias EnevoldsenThe Rack

Well you can check : http://www.snpp.com/guides/movie_refs.html

"The Rack" wrote in message news:F_Hu7.1255$[email]...

- You're missing that Terminator 2 reference from the episode where Homer and Flanders become friends. I can't remember the name of the episode but homer fades out of the bushes in Flanders Driveway..... + Homer running after the Flanderses in their Geo with golf clubs....

- the Pulp Fiction reference. In 3F18 "22 Short Films About Springfield" there's an obvious reference to PF. Herman has Snake and Clancy captured in the basement sitting tied up on chairs......

And I bet there is a bunch more - can't just think of any in particular...

/mathias
The RackMathias Enevoldsen

"Mathias Enevoldsen" wrote in message news:9pfiq4$rjt$[email]...

That's already been done.

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Jon HallThe Rack

"The Rack" wrote in message news:F_Hu7.1255$[email]...

The only one I can think of is Ernest Needs a Kidney.

Jon Hall [email] Joel: Looks like this movie was made in Italy. Crow: Well, whaddaya expect from a country that had a porn star in
The RackJon Hall

"Jon Hall" wrote in message news:sPIu7.43328$[email]...

Any

And that's from 8F16, correct?

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Jon HallThe Rack

"The Rack" wrote in message news:cSIu7.1372$[email]...

Correct! It's the movie Bart watches while Edna waits in the Gilded Truffle for her date.

Jon Hall [email] Joel: Looks like this movie was made in Italy. Crow: Well, whaddaya expect from a country that had a porn star in
KatijaikatJon Hall

"Too Many Grandmas" [4F05], starring Olympia Dukakis and Bo Derek.

"Drive faster, Grandma! Grandma's gaining on us!

ALewis525Jon Hall

Wasn't there also an Ernest Goes Straight To Video?

Austin

mirilidiumJon Hall

Don't forget "Ernest Goes Somewhere Cheap" from "Cape Feare" [9F22]!

- mirilidium Oh, I'll stay away from your son, all right. Stay away.....forever!

Daniel Dreibelbismirilidium

How about "Help, My Son Is A Nerd" . (Hint: it's >not< a comedy )

and "How Dracula Got His Groove Back"

and both versions of Mel Gibson's remake of "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington"

Jeremy SteinbergDaniel Dreibelbis

The Blunch Black of Blotre Blame "Daniel Dreibelbis" wrote in message news:[email]...

flicks. Any

emelsonThe Rack

There was something like Midnight Lunch the one the kids see on barts fake i.d.

The Rackemelson

wrote in message news:[email]...

Naked Lunch? That's an actual movie, IINM. So is Barton Fink.

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Jay KormannThe Rack

I can think of 2 things wrong with that title!

Jay

mojemelson

There was Star Trek XII: So Very Tired. Also, my personal favorite episode has "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules."

wrote in message news:[email]... > There was something like Midnight Lunch > the one the kids see on barts fake i.d.
mirilidiumThe Rack

Does "Homer S: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber" count? [2F06]

- mirilidium Ooh, "portrait!" Sounds classy.....doesn't it??

Alan Hamiltonmirilidium

On Wed, 03 Oct 2001 20:21:55 -0400, mirilidium wrote:

And another fine made-for-TV Fox movie, "Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson Story". [8F03] Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's "Doogie Howser", Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!

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Kristian RongeThe Rack

On Wed, 3 Oct 2001, The Rack wrote:

"Stardust Mammaries" and "The Daily Nudes" [7F13].

/ Kristian

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Jon HallKristian Ronge

"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...

I thought it was "Broadcast Nudes."

Jon Hall [email] Joel: Looks like this movie was made in Italy. Crow: Well, whaddaya expect from a country that had a porn star in
Kristian RongeJon Hall

On Thu, 4 Oct 2001, Jon Hall wrote:

Lemme check ... *checking snpp* D'oh! :-) You're right! Gold star to ya. It's "Broadcast Nudes" and nothing else.

/ Kristian

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KatijaikatKristian Ronge

Is there something like "Ernest Goes Straight to Video" or am I imagining that... or misreferencing it?

ALewis525Katijaikat

I mentioned it earlier...so if you saw it too I guess it does exist. I don't remember where it's from, though. Someone help us.

Austin

Gene Poole, cubed.ALewis525

AABF21 Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?

HTH

Gene Poole � Just give this a Paul. It may be the Paul of your life
ALewis525Gene Poole, cubed.

In the episode with Lurleen (it's on now), they showed a bunch of movies at the theater...one of them was Ernest vs. The Pope. I don't think it's been mentioned. If someone has it on tape maybe they can get the rest of them. And we can add the whole Space Mutants series, right?

Austin

Gene Poole, cubed.ALewis525

it's not on snpp.com.

Gene Poole � Just give this a Paul. It may be the Paul of your life
ALewis525Gene Poole, cubed.

Springfield Googolplex Theatres - 22 I'll Fry Your Face III - 23 The Smell in Room 19 - 24 Space Mutants VI [Bart and Lisa's choice] - 25 Honey, I Hit a School Bus - 26 Look Who's Oinking (Rated PG) [Homer's first choice, sold out] - 27 The Stockholm Affair [Homer and Marge's selection]

That's what snpp.com says...I know I saw Ernest vs. The Pope there too though...can someone that has it on tape check, please?

Austin

Gene Poole, cubed.ALewis525

apparently I'm stupid :)

               [8F19] I'll Fry Your Face III
               [8F19] The Smell in Room 19
               [8F19] Space Mutants VI
               [8F19] Honey, I hit a School Bus
               [8F19] Look Who's Oinking
               [8F19] The Stockholm Affair
               [8F19] Ernest vs. the Pope (aka Ernest cuts the cheese)
Gene Poole � Just give this a Paul. It may be the Paul of your life
The RackGene Poole, cubed.

"Gene Poole, cubed." wrote in message news:[email]...

movies at

been

them.

Uh, guys? Those were on the original list. But, thanks for playing :)

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
mirilidiumALewis525

Trying is the first step towards failure.

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Jeremy BKatijaikat
What about "Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-out?" "Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ohh-ohh-ohh, suddenly you've gone too far!" -- Prof. Hubert Farnsworth
Kristian RongeThe Rack

On Wed, 3 Oct 2001, The Rack wrote:

"Blackula" "Blackenstein" "the Blunch Black of Botre Blane"

All [3G04].

They might be real, though.. Dunno.

/ Kristian

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mojKristian Ronge

Two out of the three, believe it or not, were real movies ;-)

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0069795 http://us.imdb.com/Title?0068284

Cheers! Marc

"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...

Kristian Rongemoj

On Thu, 4 Oct 2001, moj wrote:

[Impersonating Moe] Oh, dear GOD, no!

/ Kristian

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Daniel DreibelbisKristian Ronge

In article , Kristian Ronge wrote:

those two ARE real, both were put out by American International Pictures in the seventies. There was even a sequel to the former, "Scream Blacula Scream".

Little known fun fact: William Marshall, the actor who portrayed Blacula, was also The King Of Cartoons on Pee Wee's Playhouse :)

The RackDaniel Dreibelbis

"Daniel Dreibelbis" wrote in message news:[email]...

The first is spelled "Blacula", though. Searching Google for "Blackula" will probably turn up nothing (except missspellers :)

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Alan HamiltonDaniel Dreibelbis

On Thu, 04 Oct 2001 19:37:22 -0400, Daniel Dreibelbis wrote:

But us geeks will remember him as Dr. Richard Daystrom on the original "Star Trek".

/ / * / Alan Hamilton * * [email]
The RackAlan Hamilton

"Alan Hamilton" wrote in message news:Bwbv7.818$[email]...

But, your _mom_ says you're cool.

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Pray For MojoThe Rack

"The Rack" wrote in message news:F_Hu7.1255$[email]...

We can't forget Homer's favorite Gorilla movies: "Gorilla Squadron," "Gorilla Island 6," and the airline version of "Apes-A-Poppin!" [AABF04]

Dave

JohnBarry Cook

That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!

John

Those who think, find the world comic. Those who feel, find it tragic.

The RackBarry Cook

"Barry Cook" wrote in message news:3bbc9f11$[email]...

That was in the original posted list.

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Barry CookThe Rack

You're right, I _am_ retarded!

Stupid brain damage.

B

The RackBarry Cook

"Barry Cook" wrote in message news:3bc2ed92$[email]...

Must be all the rap music. Bill Cosby said so :)

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Gary WarnerThe Rack

Foot Ball in the Groin.

"The Rack" wrote in message news:F_Hu7.1255$[email]...

Pray For MojoGary Warner

"Gary Warner" wrote in message news:lQ3v7.102$[email]...

All from 2F31:

The other entries in the Springfield Film Festival: Bright Lights, Beef Jerky (Apu) Moe Better Booze (Moe) Man Getting Hit By Football (Hans Moleman) (It works on so many levels!) Pukahontas (Barney) A Burns For All Seasons (CM Burns)

Mentioned by Jay Sherman: Death Wish 9 McBain: Let's Get Silly

The RackPray For Mojo

"Pray For Mojo" wrote in message news:[email]...

Okay.

Those two movies were mentioned in the original list.

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Brian & Cindy Y.The Rack

"Colonel Dracula Joins The Navy"

http://www.wavking.com/kwyjibo/09/5F11/internet%20now.wav
Brian & Cindy Y.The Rack

I don't recall "Das Booty Call", but there was an adult video called "Das Butt" (rated xxx) that was part of a welcome basket for one of the Simpsons' new neighbors.

http://www.wavking.com/kwyjibo/09/5F11/internet%20now.wav
The RackBrian & Cindy Y.

"Brian & Cindy Y." wrote in message news:[email]...

[9F06] New Kid on the Block

Das Booty Call is on the Googolplex movie marquee in [AABF19] E-I-E-I-D'Oh.

BTW, how would you like to be credited: as Brian, or Cindy, or both?

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Sydney AssbasketThe Rack

The Stockholm Affair

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The Indian DVD Resource: http://www.fly.to/indiadvd

What happens when you delete the Recycle Bin?

"Gay" is not a synonym for "bad."

Remove "bination" to reply.

The RackSydney Assbasket

"Sydney Assbasket " wrote in message news:[email]...

Ooo... a top, political thriller.

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Kristian RongeSydney Assbasket

On 11 Oct 2001, Sydney Assbasket wrote:

[walking past] Ahem, hello...Swede within earshot...

/ Kristian

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The RackKristian Ronge

"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...

Your ears are burning.

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
AcK!The Rack

On Thu, 11 Oct 2001 18:01:01 GMT, "The Rack" wrote:

We made a warning about Q-tips. The warning was disregarded. He are not legally liable now.

And since we're morally bankrupt, we are neither ethicially nor morally liable either.

TTYL

... "There is a theory which states that if anyone ever discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which states that this has already happened." [email] remove "spa" to email
AcK!The Rack

On Wed, 03 Oct 2001 17:34:29 GMT, "The Rack" wrote:

<notice how the list was SNIPPED>

<grin>

Anyways, as for the Troy McClure movies, doesn't SNPP.com have a file on him which might help you in this noble task?

TTYL

... Ifyoucanreadthisyouspendtoomuchtimereadingtaglines! [email] remove "spa" to email
MenshevikAcK!

Do the educational movies count?

"Lead Paint -- Delicious but Deadly" and all that...

Tilman

"If Persia was a three-sided square like America, we could easily survey it." Professor Johann Georg August Galletti (1750-1828)

A small childAcK!

The Eternal Struggle(Homer trying to get his pants on in "A star is Burns" David

"I'll plug YOUR hole...I mean, eureka!"-Homer Simpson Chicago Cubs...93 years and counting

The RackAcK!

"AcK!" wrote in message news:[email]...

him

Ignoble movie references do a noble task make... what a concept! :) If it weren't for this sarcasm detector, The Rack's life would be mighty boring.

Ah... it was a lark. SNPP is God; all knowing, all seeing, all powerful. The Rack looked for categories otherwise unreferenced on SNPP. His blasphemy knows no bounds.

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
AcK!The Rack

On Wed, 10 Oct 2001 01:02:48 GMT, "The Rack" wrote:

The bees are in the what now?

That's why everyone geeky enough to read headers long ago knew about my operations as the Canadian subsidiary of SNPP.

TTYL

... Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers! [email] remove "spa" to email
The RackAcK!

"AcK!" wrote in message news:[email]...

on him

boring.

Too much pie is the problem.

The

Header readers... the few, the proud, the geeky.

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
mirilidiumThe Rack

You mean people actually pay attention to that stuff?

You really are a geek, Rack! ;-)

  • mirilidium
The Rackmirilidium

"mirilidium" wrote in message news:[email]...

Something said... not good.

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
KatijaikatThe Rack

Are you still here??? Boy, you ARE a geek!

Gene Poole, cubed.Katijaikat

Don't yell at Homer!! No...that wasn't it.

Gene Poole � Why would you say that I am insane? I wouldn't say that I've lost my mind simply because I've heard the voices and seen the godless things moving in the woods. If anything, I think more clearly now than ever
AcK!The Rack

On Sat, 20 Oct 2001 23:34:50 GMT, "The Rack" wrote:

Let's get him!

TTYL

... Clones are people two. [email] remove "spa" to email
The RackAcK!

"AcK!" wrote in message news:[email]...

Neeeeeh! Neeeeeh! [they chase football players off the field]

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
AcK!The Rack

On Sat, 27 Oct 2001 19:00:42 GMT, "The Rack" wrote:

Headline: Nerds pummelled in football melee.

TTYL

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