McClure or Hutz?

Oct 8, 2002, 3:54 AM ET14 posts by 12 posters
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jmartin92

Which Phil Hartman-voiced character was better, Troy McClure or Lionel Hutz?

McClure may be more popular, but I prefer Hutz. Hutz sure does have some great lines.

"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story"".

KAFjmartin92

Hutz is a lot funnier i agree, but MCclure had some good ones too like in the episode where he marries Selma for fame, the part where he proposes to her at the drive-in of his movie with the muppets and he just copies what he is saying to miss piggy but exchanging her name for selma's. "jmartin92" wrote in message news:2bwo9.17341$[email]...

Hutz?

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Adrunkjmartin92

hutz by far. mcclure was excellent, but every line hutz got was classic

"Oh sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him, he's wearing a belt! *sigh* That's Hollywood for ya"

Robert BindlerAdrunk

Lisa: Mr. Hutz, we won! Hutz: Oh, so now it's WE?

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jmartin92Robert Bindler

"Lionel Hutz, court-appointed attorney. I'll be defending you on the charge of... Murder One! Wow! Even if I lose, I'll be famous!"

"Robert Bindler" wrote in message news:anvkpe$i17kl$[email]...

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quigleyrjmartin92

"I don't use the word hero very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history."

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"well i've kinda been on bad terms with the judge since i accidentally ran over his dog" "that's terrible" "now replace the words kinda with repeatedly and the words dog with son"

"i rest my case" "you rest your case??" "oh i'm sorry i thought that was just a figure of speech, case closed"

Fred Dart FsvManzini

"Manzini" wrote in message news:ao93t9$rvf$[email]...

"I move for a bad court thingy."

Hutz lines and situations were always funny, so he gets my vote ahead of McClure. D Mc is okay but he's more of a character rather than a funny character if you know what I mean, he's lines aren't all that funny.

Doctor SpongAdrunk

On Tue, 8 Oct 2002 22:51:05 +0100, "Adrunk" wrote:

DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF!!

AdrunkDoctor Spong

"Jasper" wrote in message news:[email]...

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hey, this isn't the YMCA.....

Chris®jmartin92

Some of mine:

"The law prevents me from promising you a big cash award, but just between you and me, I promise you a big cash award"

"I move for a bad court thingy"

"I'd like to call all of my surprise witnesses again"

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me" - Abraham Simpson

haedeschjmartin92

On Tue, 08 Oct 2002 07:54:38 GMT, "jmartin92" wrote:

"Lionel Hutz no longer exists! Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!"