Homer That's it! Kids are the answer. I'll dedicate my life to my children.
Some Guy
Really? You have children? Awwww, well look, here's some money.
---------- Homer takes the money ---------------------
Homer No! I don't want your pity or your money.
Some Guy Usually when you say that, you give the money back.
Homer I do what, now?
Some guy: YOINK!