More of Abe's life as a young man. More! More! Well, maybe a little more...
Abraham Simpson
Dec 28, 2001, 9:38 PM ET18 posts by 16 posters
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Abe: (opening Christmas present): Oh! I didn't say I wanted "popcorn," I said I wanted "cop porn!"
On Sat, 29 Dec 2001 02:38:31 GMT, "Dwayne Conyers" wrote:
remember that time he went to morganville?
Drunk and full of pie, someth' wrote:
He needed a new heel for his shoe.
=v= Now, to take the ferry costs a nickel. <_Jym_>
in article [email], Jym Dyer at [email] wrote on 12/28/01 11:57 PM:
I was wearing an onion on my belt, as was the fashion at the time.
Brett
"I have an interesting story about that. Well, it's not so much interesting as it is long"
Bart: This story is so scary... you'll wet your pants. Abe: Too late...
Brett Buck wrote:
they didn't have any of those white onions because of the war. So i had to wear those big yellow ones.
And in tho-o-ose days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. ``Gimme five bees for a quarter'' you'd say.
"Brett Buck" wrote in message news:B852FA81.1CE41%[email]...
... and that brings me to what's wrong with -your- generation.
"Scott Campbell" wrote in message news:a0lco9$t4r$[email]...
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Well, I did wear a dress for a period during the 40's. Oh, they had designers then!
Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.
Wouldn't it be nice.. if only he could remember it.
"It all started back in diddly-six. We had to say diddly because the Kaiser had stolen our word for 20."
"It all started back in the old country, I don't remember which one exactly. My father would drone on and on about America. 'See this son, this is where we're going to live, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but some day.' Later that day we set sail for America."
"I got lots of spankin's in my day. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions."
"It all started in the second world war two."
LMAO. Think of all the memories... floating around, somewhere in there... ahh well, they're gone forever. W.R.
I think it would make for a cool THOH episode... He could sit in the treehouse with Bart and Lisa (like B and L were in the first THOH) and start to tell a story of one of his Halloweens as a kid and it would all go crazy and stuff. I think that'd be cool...
Austin
"--and that's why bananas are called 'yellow fatty beans.'"
"We used to do a dance called the Funky Grandpa. Oh, I'm the-<snore>"
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Abe: Your ignorant! That's the Wright brothers plane! At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it 15 miles on a thimble full of corn oil! Singlehandedly one us the Civil War, it did!
Bart: Wow Grandpa, how do you know so much about American history?
Abe: I peiced it together, mostly from sugar packets.
"M. Santino C." wrote in message news:[email]...
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He once took a shot at Teddy Roosevelt.
Yes they really do not explore that mans character adequately. Are we to believe that just because people age that they do not matter any longer. We need to explore and dig deep into this wonderful elderly mans past and answer the ultimate question: Who is Abraham Simpson?
Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...