Tense...peed?

Jan 11, 2004, 11:54 PM ET16 posts by 14 posters
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Scott Munro

I seem to have a dim racial memory of an ancient time when bicycles with ten speeds were manufactured using stone knives and bearskins....

Seriously, though, are there any companies still making ten-speed bikes for the mass market?

(For those on r.b.m who have no idea what I'm talking about, there was a *Simpsons* episode tonight that featured supposedly really cool bikes with drop bars and all, referred to as "ten speeds." I'm figuring that no one on the show has bought a bike in the last quarter-century or so, but I suppose someone could still be making a ten-speed bike with drop bars for kids.)

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S. AndersonScott Munro

"Scott Munro" wrote in message news:[email]...

Nope, no more ten speeds. Well, I HAVE seen some extraordinarily cheap bikes made in India and imported here to Canada that had 5 or 6 speed freewheels about 5 years ago, but that's about it. They have 10 speed cassettes now however...

Cheers,

Scott..

Michael BlackScott Munro

I thought the same thing, that it was odd that the "gang" were being cool with racing bikes rather than the now normal "mountain bikes".

Racing bikes were the norm at one point, if you wanted an adult bike, but once mountain bikes were invented, they slowly moved from fringe to the point where they are everywhere.

Actually, when Bart caught up with the gang, precisely because they were racing bikes, I thought we'd see a reference or two to "Breaking Away".

Bart's first bike looked a lot like the bikes that were cool when I was a kid in the late sixties. And that adaptor kit (how come Millhouse had it, but it lands on Bart's bike?) brings a vague memory of something that was available back then.

Michael

Yarn SpinnerMichael Black

Are you referring to the beloved STINGRAY perhaps? Mine had a sissy-bar, banana seat and gold metal flake paint job!

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Dr MusicMichael Black

"Michael Black" wrote in message news:bttf5v$ac3$[email]...

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Ryan CousineauScott Munro

In article , Scott Munro wrote:

Some very cheap "hi-ten" road bikes with no-name indexed DT shifters have started showing up locally. Looks like 6 or 7 speeds out back, though I haven't counted, and available in small sizes.

Nobody on this continent who isn't a roadie or married to a roadie calls road bikes anything but "ten-speeds." OTOH, did you check out the bizarre location of the shifter on the bully's bike as he changes to "first gear" and the peloton drops Bart?

And while we're at it, Bart's road bike clearly had compact geometry,

Ryan Cousineau, [email] http://www.sfu.ca/~rcousine President, Fabrizio Mazzoleni Fan Club
Mark HickeyScott Munro

Scott Munro wrote:

All it takes is a Campy rear derailleur and a track crank...

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David KerberMark Hickey

In article , [email] says...

You'll never get the gear range you have with a 2-ring front by 5- speed rear, though. My 25-year-old Schwinn LeTour that I keep on the trainer has a 52-39 front and a 28-14 rear.

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David KerberDavid Kerber

In article , [email] says...

Yup! Too nice to leave parked in the garage, but not nice enough to ride when I have another one that's only 4 months old!

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zvoidxScott Munro

Scott Munro wrote in message news:...

I thought they were prepetually living in 1989...so 10 speeds might have been the rage back then.

Zan Hechtzvoidx

"zvoidx" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yes, but BattleBots wasn't.

zvoidxZan Hecht

"Zan Hecht" wrote in message news:...

Yes, but?...Well, what year are they in?

Michael J. Astrauskaszvoidx

zvoidx wrote:

2000-2002 on TV, but a little longer off screen.

- Michael J. Astrauskas
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JSScott Munro

Scott Munro Said:

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Yes, sometimes I pee when I get tense too.

Aaron HirshbergScott Munro

Scott Munro wrote in message news:...

I assume that you mean that today people only ride racing bikes that have more than ten speeds, or mountain bikes.

Companies like Peugeot and Motobecane, which each took their place at the top of the bicycle manufacturing heap, have fallen by the wayside. Peugeot makes @#$%%& cars, too, BTW.

I have a Raleigh Super Record (a touring bike, not a racing bike) that is old as the hills. And it has 10 speeds. And it is the best $175 I ever spent in my entire life. And I have the leg muscles to prove it. I have to replace the tires every two or three years, but I have never replaced the brakes. My dad has an ancient 10 speed Schwinn. He still rides it. He is 80 years old.

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