"Trash of the Titans (5F09)" Quote needed

S09E22 Trash of the TitansretroApr 21, 2005, 1:32 PM ET7 years later4 posts by 2 posters
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michael.poplawski

I would like to know if there is a transcript available of Patterson's speech in his debate with Homer Simpson before the election for sanitation commissioner.

Patterson makes a plea for the citizens to use their sense, or if they weren't going to do that "by all means, vote for" opponent Homer.

This is immediately before the newspaper headline "Simpson wins in landslide".

Can anyone help?

Mike
michael.poplawskijsonitsac

Hi,

I know about SNPP, but http://www.snpp.com/episodes/5F09 doesn't have what I'm looking for. It's an episode summary.

I'm really looking for the script of Ray Patterson's speech which loses him the election.

Mike
michael.poplawskimichael.poplawski

Answering my own post. Kinda lame, but here it is:

Ray Patterson:

"All right, fine. If you want an experienced public servant, vote for me. But if you want to believe a bunch of crazy promises about garbagemen cleaning your gutters and waxing your car, then by all means, vote for this sleazy lunatic."

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/screenshots/lists/news_120.jpg

Mike PS Script is from p.39 of The Simpsons Forever