Who'd win in a fight...

Frink or Comic Book Guy?

Unky Herb wrote:

Are weapons allowed?

If so, Frink (ever play Simpsons Wrestling?)

Otherwise Comic Book Guy. He is just tooo big

Time for you to get a fucking life... that's the most stupid question I've ever heard/read.

Get fucked...

Eff you and your 12-line signature. Troll.

Best,

Unky Herb

But you still took time to answer. What does that say about your
life.........................LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I know is that Secrateriat could beat them both.

"Unky Herb"

Here's a possible scenario:

Frink: Sir. Sir. Excuse me, for a minute.

CBG: (sighs) Yes, what is it?

Frink:  This issue of "Poindexter: The Magnum-Nerd" is
           labeled with a price of $3.25, but the buyer's
           guide clearly indicates a price of $2.85 *ugh-           hey*.
How do you account for such error, with
           the value, and the quantity, and the slumping
           economy, and the false interest it's *bazzzing
           buizzzing* me...

CBG:  Well, excuse me...AQUA-ACCOUNTANT.  I
           didn't know I'd be getting a visit from...THE
           JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AUDITING.  Your
           attempt at negotiation has failed.  Now please,
           pay the price and leave, or join the list of the
           banned.

Frink: *Guyven* I will pay no such price. It's ridiculous *Hoh-heh*.

CBG: (sighs) Very well, consider yourself banned forever. Good-bye.

Frink: *guyven flavin!* Prepare to be mutated! (Pulls a mutator gun from out of his labcoat)

CBG:  Ah...A replica from Buck Rogers perhaps?
           I'm afraid the only thing that would mutate, is your
           ego from a 5 down to a 1, because it does
           nothing.

Frink: *huhah* I built this device myself. Enough chatter. (Shoots CBG with gun)

(CBG turns into Mr. Spock)

CBG: Holy logic! My dream has come true!

Frink:  (Looks at mutator gun)  *seyvin awvin*  I had the
           weapon's setting dialed to "Dream Fulfillment",
           instead of "Disastrous Consequences".
           Confounded *flavin* !!!  (Leaves store)

CBG: Now I must go Klingon hunting! (Runs out the back of the store)

ok...just stay calm and go along with these two nice men with the butterfly net....they'll look after you now.

Chesty.

Who would win in Tyson vs. Tatum? Secretariat vs. Furious D Gorgeous George vs. Krusty's monkey Mendoza vs. Fat Tony Gerald Ford vs. Jimmy Carter Corporal Punishment vs. Lunch Lady Dores Gabbo vs. Linguo

On Thu, 28 Nov 2002 12:31:32 -0800, Josh Chang said something like this:

That would be a very interesting fight. ---- And in the meantime, it will be the general philosophy of the Sheriff's Office that no drug worth taking should be sold for money. - Hunter S. Thompson (Freak Power Party platform)

Ford better watch it, Carter's toting a hammer & he knows how to break dance.

That hammer would be useless against Ford's super reinforced thick skull. so watch out, Carter!

Point taken, after all, Ford played football without a helmut:)

["Josh Chang"; Thu, 28 Nov 2002 20:31:32 GMT]

Hmm. I'd the winner would be: the one who triumphs over the other. Now where's my money?