This is bad.

Dec 9, 2001, 2:21 PM ET13 posts by 9 posters
13 posts
Charles Norwood

You work, and you slave, and you steal just enough for a sweet lick of that shiny brass ring.

The RackCharles Norwood

Drunk and full of pie, Charles Norwood wrote:

Doesn't Gil get a lick?

Chadderack Director: Okay... on the downbeat, you'll jump forward, waggle your tongue and lick the camera lens...
Scott CampbellThe Rack

"The Rack" wrote in message news:[email]...

that

Well, that's what I'm here for, I mean, you're young, successful, you're
naked and you want a car with a radio, right?   You kids like music, right?
[singing]   Da, da da, da, cha, cha cha, cha... wait, wait, wait, don't go,
oh, ah, no not today, not to... ah, Gil, I could taste that sale, I was in
the zone!
Scott Campbell - mhm 24x12
Dr MusicScott Campbell

"Scott Campbell" wrote in message news:9v0n2i$mot$[email]...

right?

go,

Now, can I interest you in some rust-proofing, 'cuz these Colecos'll rust right up on you... shut up, Gil! Close the deal!

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.

Darryl AndrewsDr Music

"How any can I put you down for? A lot? Please say a lot, I need this.."

Gil and Stu rock!

Is there a name for these threads that start out as one OFF line and then grow as more and more people add to 'em like the fools we are??

Darryl AndrewsKatijaikat

That'll do!

Kat, you and The Rack (pardon me if I've missed anyone, I'm sure I have...{this is turning into an award acceptance speech too fast..}) seem to be two of the most helpful on here, so I have a question for ya(s)

The capsule for CABF10 isn't up on snpp yet, and I was wondering, what was Day of the Jackanapes about? And more importantly, what the heck's a Jackanape??

Brian BeckDarryl Andrews

Darryl Andrews wrote:

It may be for them, but I can answer part of that (DotJ is my favorite S12 episode):

Sideshow Bob gets out of prison again, after claiming it to be cruel and unusual punishment ("The prison book club consists of prisoners, who club me with books! These bruises are from the latest Tom Clancy--although it's less painful than reading him, am I right?") After finding out that Krusty taped over all the episodes containing him, he decides to kill Krusty and Bart at the same time, by hypnotizing Bart to kill Krusty at Krusty's retirement show (he decides to retire because network execs are too pushy.) Hilarity ensues.

I'm not sure what a Jackanape is, but Ned calls Homer a jackanape in one episode, I think.

Brian

Greg BairBrian Beck

Brian Beck wrote:

Dictionary.com

Jackanape:

  • A monkey; an ape. --Shak.
  • A coxcomb; an impertinent or conceited fellow.
Greg Bair MUST...NOT...FEED...TROLLS!
KatijaikatGreg Bair

Ah, that's kind of you. I see Greg Bair and Kwyjibo have already stepped in to help out, so... I'm going to count my radishes.

The RackKatijaikat

Drunk and full of pie, Katijaikat wrote:

Lessee, uh... two... three. Three radishes. Three big radishes.

Chadderack June: Ward, the Beaver blew up the Dairy Queen, again. Ward: I'll have a talk with him, dear.
KwijyboDarryl Andrews

On Mon, 10 Dec 2001 00:39:40 -0400, "Darryl Andrews" wrote:

Krusty feels pressure from the network to change his show, so he decides to retire for the fifth and final time. Meanwhile, in prison, Sideshow Bob becomes outraged when he finds out that Krusty has erased his past by taping over all his old episodes. Guest starring Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob. ---- "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand..." -- Homer Simpson

Darryl AndrewsKwijybo

Thanks everyone! This is the only (non porn [j/k]) NG I frequent regularly, cause it rocks!

Yeah yeah yeah! This rocks!