Bitchy, moany, whiney fan - One of the most common on this group. Usually is seen complaining about how the show's not as good as it used to be. Most of his/her bitchings are about surrealism in the show (oh, I suppose it used to be so realistic what with the characters being yellow and all), dirty jokes (yeah, like there weren't any before), and the amount of self-satire in the show nowdays (um, do the words "Bart Simpson balloon" mean anything to you?). They tend to be real smartypants who like to prove that they're smarter than the fans who like the kind of jokes they hate. And they tend to be named Chris.
Pissed off fan - A more extreme version of the above. This kind of fan is so sick of how the show has gotton, that he/she wants to kill Mike Scully. Sheesh.
Wuss fan - Another offshoot of the first one. This type has grown up thinking The Simpsons has always been a family show, and has now been disillusioned after watching the reruns. "OMG!! Sex! Ewwwww!! I thought this was a good clean show!". What a wuss.
Comic Book Guy type fan - The type of fan that gets parodied on the show. Basically acts....... like the Comic Book Guy.
Pervert Fan - The type that always wants naked pictures of 8-year-old Lisa. These people are sick. Why can't they ask for naked pictures od grown-up Lisa instead?
Fan Who Likes Everything - One of the most rare of fans, this type finds every single joke funny. Even panda rape. And I have no problem with that.
Sarcastic fan - My favorite type! When confronted with a post from a newbie/Pervert fan/troll, he/she responds sarcastically with an appropriate quote from The Simpsons.
Average fan - The rarest of the rare, this is the fan who says "Sure, it's not as good as it used to be, but it has its moments. It's still my favorite show."
Join us next week on Newsgroup Geographic as we look at the 8 types of Sailor Moon fans.