Never Mind The Question WHO Is Homer Simpson? ...

Aug 12, 2001, 1:47 PM ET8 posts by 8 posters

8 posts

Aaron HirshbergAug 12, 2001, 1:47 PM ET

The question is: What is Homer Simpson?

McCallister: "Arrr, he's neither man nor beast!" Dr. Hibbert: "Underneath that bucket, there's more glue than man! Heh-heh."

Contributions welcome.

Aaron "Space Museum" Hirshberg

Daniel DreibelbisAug 12, 2001, 2:59 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

In article , [email] (Aaron Hirshberg) wrote:

Smithers: "One of your carbon blobs from Sector 7G"

Ostap BenderAug 12, 2001, 3:15 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

Aaron Hirshberg wrote in :

Bart: "Kwyjibo. Uh... a big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin." Homer: "I'm Homer Simpson, the Nerd Buster." Homer: "I am a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun

DragotaurAug 12, 2001, 5:57 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

Captain McCallister : "tis no man. 'tis a remorseless eatin machine" mystery solved. He is an eating machine.

The Greyhound and Kirsten DunstAug 12, 2001, 10:20 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

<< The question is: What is Homer Simpson? >>

Barney: "But Moe, last week you called Homer a worthless sack of s..."

Moe: <smack> " Pipe down, rub a dub."
-------------
G-Hound

**Deport Sammy Sosa**

Sydney AssbasketAug 12, 2001, 11:33 PM ET↩ The Greyhound and Kirsten Dunst

Smithers: He's one of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G.
________________________________________________________________

The Indian DVD Resource: http://www.fly.to/indiadvd

What happens when you delete the Recycle Bin?

"Gay" is not a synonym for "bad."

Remove "bination" to reply.

Will VaughanAug 13, 2001, 11:31 AM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...

Scientist 1: I regret to announce that our findings are... inconclusive. This thing may or may not be human. Scientist 2: That's what he thinks. I say it's none other than Bigfoot himself. Scientist 3: Oh, no, I disagree. I think it is a man. Scientist 2: This specimen is either a below-average human being or a brilliant beast.

Will

Kristian RongeAug 13, 2001, 12:46 PM ET↩ Will Vaughan

On Mon, 13 Aug 2001, Will Vaughan wrote:

But what about the sloping forehead?

/ Kristian

+-------------------------------------------------------+
|Kristian Ronge                                         |
|[email]    [email]             |
|(civil)                (skola)                         |

|d99, datateknik, KTH (Kungliga Tekniska Hï¿½gskolan)     |
|d99, Computer Science, Royal Institute of Technology   |
+-------------------------------------------------------+