Funny Houston headline

Aug 18, 2003, 5:56 PM ET14 posts by 10 posters
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J44xm
Aaron HirshbergJ44xm

J44xm wrote in message news:...

Was there a smaller headline off to the side that said: "Idiot Ruins Game"?

Space

Ted S.J44xm

Somebody claiming to be J44xm wrote in news:[email]:

IT'S WAR!

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail Homer Simpson: I'm sorry Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town. Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community.
Sydney AssbasketJ44xm

They do that alot.

BEST FOOD EVER

BEST MOVIE EVER

BEST ALBUM EVER

BEST HEADLINE EVER: BEST HEADLINE EVER

Was there an electric scrolling light saying, "Blackout, conserve energy"?

Remove "moc" to reply.

Whoever says "Nothing is impossible" has never tried to slam a revolving door. - Willy Walker

Aaron HirshbergSydney Assbasket

[email] (Sydney Assbasket ) wrote in message news:...

INCREDIBLY LARGE, UGLY BABY BORN

Space

J44xmAaron Hirshberg

["Aaron Hirshberg"; Wed, 20 Aug 2003 14:53:54 GMT]

Ha! I'd hate to be that guy!

J44XM, Colgate Cavity Patrol operative
Jake LenningtonJ44xm

"J44xm" wrote in message news:[email]...

Why do they call it a "blackout" when lighter-color objects dissappear?

Chris ®Jake Lennington

Racism.

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.

J44xmJake Lennington

["Jake Lennington"; Wed, 20 Aug 2003 05:55:36 GMT]

Because when those colors disappear, it's all black out.

J44XM, Colgate Cavity Patrol operative
~ Tony ~J44xm

could anyone explain the difference between a "blackout" and a "brownout" to me?

"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields

J44xm~ Tony ~

["~ Tony ~"; Fri, 22 Aug 2003 14:54:18 GMT]

I'm sure you can find this online.

J44XM, Colgate Cavity Patrol operative
Gus~ Tony ~

~ Tony ~ wrote:

Blackouts don't require toilet paper.