It's all in the DELIVERY...

Oct 28, 2002, 7:54 AM ET11 posts by 7 posters
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Rebecca Webb

It's only funny if you can hear it in your head...

LISA: Boy, Mom sure will be happy you won fifty bucks! HOMER: You'd think that, wouldn't you?

HOMER: Tramapoline! Trabopaline! Trambopoline! BART: He said what now?

BART: Mom, it's kinda hard to get out of here with you standing in the door. HOMER: Push her down, son.

Mr. BurnsRebecca Webb

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What makes a line like this so funny is the way Homer says it so casually, pushing his own mother on the floor!

JD44-C84XMr. Burns

["Mr. Burns"; Mon, 28 Oct 2002 12:54:36 GMT]

Like he's giving sage parental advice.

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DARebecca Webb

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And don't worry, we can!

"Where our beds and TV.......is."

Fred Dart FsvDA

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True. (Post not associated with Bud.)

Fred Dart FsvBlues Punk

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door.

Bart: Uh, it's hard for us to leave when you're standing there, Mom. Homer: [cheery] Push her down, son. -- "Bart Gets an Elephant"

Rebecca WebbFred Dart Fsv

Marge makes them all clean the house before they can leave for their weekend activities. Bart wipes "American Gothic" completely clean and the phone rings...

Mr. BurnsFred Dart Fsv

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They're playing the elephant song.

Anyway, how many people here can tell where most quotes where from without using a search engine? I can!

Peter FritzRebecca Webb

It's even funnier if you can picture the scene in your head...

I love the trampoline one. Homer slams down the paper exclaiming, "ooooohhhhh mmmmyyyyyyy Gooooooood!" then goes on with the rest.

Classic!

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