Somebody told me that the Simpsons is mostly written by Harvard guys who take digs at all the other Ivy League schools.
I've got a few references. Can you folks come up with more?
Yale: Of course, we know that C. Montgomery Burns is from Yale, and when he tries to get his son into Yale, the Yale admissions staff showed the alumni donation / alumni son's stupidity matrix. "For instance, if your son got an A on the test, you could donate a bus stop. For a B, you'd have to donate new uniforms for the football team. For your son... an international airport".
Dartmouth: Dartmouth (my school) gets two mentions. One on the episode where the Simpsons go to Duff Days and the announcer says: "The next event counts for Course Credit at Dartmouth College. Trick Pouring!" and also when Flanders meets that Christian Rock singer she's singing "I was in a motel in Delacroiz
Brown: Remember when Lisa cheated on a test? She dreamed that the Harvard admissions officer came into her classroom and decided to deny her acceptance to Harvard... but he will send her application to Brown. Then Otto the bus driver looks up from his suntanning position and goes: "Brown? Heck, I almost got tenure there!"
Princeton: This is basically about Sideshow Bob and Cecil. I remember when Cecil is building the dam he has a spat with Bob. "I wasn't the person who spent four years at CLOWN COLLEGE!" "I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way."
Any more?
There don't seem to be any references to the University of Pennsylvania, Columbia, Cornell, or MIT on the show.