that's why pencils have erasers!

May 14, 2003, 12:57 PM ET1 post by 1 poster
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Pray For Mojo

How many times has Lenny (or anyone else) said "that's why pencils have erasers"? Maybe we can compile a list . . .

4F19 "Homer's Enemy":
Grimes:   Are you kidding?  Does this whole plant have some disease
          where you can't see that he's an idiot?  Look here.  [points
          out a chart tacked to the bulletin board] Accidents have
          doubled every year since he became safety inspector, and, and
          meltdowns have tripled.  Has he been fired?  No.  Has he been
          disciplined?  No, no.
Lenny:    Eh, everybody makes mistakes.  That's why they put erasers on
          pencils.

8F09 "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk": Karl: Yeah, you know, those Germans aren't so bad. Len: Sure they made mistakes in the past, but aah, that's why pencils have erasers!

BABF12 "Pygmoelian" (Feb 2000) Moe: [walks up] Remember me? Twenty-five years ago, you said I was too ugly to play Dr. Tad Winslow. Producer: I did? Well, that's why pencils have erasers, hon.

Can anyone think of any others?

Dave