"Leave that to the baron in me!"
Best Milhouse line ever
Nov 4, 2002, 4:44 PM ET31 posts by 26 posters
31 posts
On Mon, 04 Nov 2002 21:44:04 GMT, "KerryDown" wrote:
Im not supposed to go on sprees!
"This is where I go to cry"
"I can't go to juvy. They use kids like me as currency"
"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me" - Abraham Simpson
Somebody claiming to be [email] (haedesch) wrote in news:[email]:
What about jags?
"KerryDown" wrote in message news:ESBx9.173033$[email]...
Bart: Don't you realize she's going out with you just to get back at me? Milhouse: My psychiatrist says that's the best I could hope for
Milhouse: Sure! What's a big sister for?
(from Lisa's Date With Density)
"Amit" wrote in message news:tECx9.34945$bG.33851@rwcrnsc53...
On Mon, 04 Nov 2002 21:44:04 GMT, "KerryDown" wrote:
"But my mom says I'm cool"
"KerryDown" wrote in message news:ESBx9.173033$[email]...
I am not a nerd. . .nerds are smart. -Aaron TheYAM.net
No way, Bart! If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral!
On Mon, 04 Nov 2002 21:44:04 GMT, "KerryDown" wrote:
And you said I never had any goldfish. But why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
Bryce Fountain wrote in message news:...
That's the one. A runner-up:
"Who's stupid now?" [manical, stupid-sounding laughter]
Bryce Fountain ([email]) wrote:
Ok, I give up. Which episode was this from?
Brad
On Sat, 9 Nov 2002 10:44:53 +0000 (UTC), [email] (Brad Filippone) wrote:
[4F16], The Canine Mutiny. Milhouse was complaining about Santa's Little Helper eating his goldfish.
"KerryDown" wrote in message news:ESBx9.173033$[email]...
Nice doggy!
Stand up for yourself poindexter
"Masked Loser" wrote in message news:t1Fx9.179$[email]...
Bart: Hey, how come I get lice and nothing happens to Milhouse? Milhouse: [pale and shivering] So c-cold, so very very cold...
On Mon, 04 Nov 2002 21:44:04 GMT, "KerryDown" wrote:
Everything's coming up Milhouse!
or
This is what it feels like, when doves cry!!
"KerryDown" wrote in message news:ESBx9.173033$[email]...
"Bart did it! That Bart right there!"
And from the same episode:
"It's kinda in here. And when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. Saying 'God bless you' crams it back in."
On Wed, 06 Nov 2002 05:24:30 GMT, "Jon Hall" wrote:
"Oh, it can swim. It's even got wheels in case you die in the desert and it has to drive to the cemetery."
"She's with the House now"
"We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy."
There's plenty of Milhouse to go around! (I think that's it)
CM
behold gravity, in all its glory!
"Strange Thing" wrote in message news:aqe9mu$pl6$[email]...
Up yours, Krabapple!
-B.
Bart: Milhouse, my mom has an earing. Do you think _she's_ cool? Milhouse: No, I think she's HOT!
I also like, "Take that Mom! Take that Dad! Send me to a psychiatrist!?!?!"
"Brian" wrote in message news:nZxy9.3022$[email]...
http://tinyurl.com/2iw3
I have a pony.
Brad
"remember Alf? Well, he's back; in POG form!"
it' *NSYNC!
(okay, not funny, but the fact that he said it every time he saw them was)
--Lurky McLurkerson