"The Rack" who is also known as The inflammable Chadderack, is going to get his due now. All courtesy of http://www.snpp.com.
In the Lurleen Lumpkin episode, when Homer is causing the power outage, a Doctor makes a mistake at a hospital during surgery:
[in the operating room, the power flickers] Nurse: Doctor, you weren't supposed to remove his gall CHADDERACK (bladder). Doctor: Put it back! Put it back! -- It was like that when I got here! ``(Lurleen on Me)''
In the Itchy and Scratch the Movie episode, the show opens with the TV showing a Star Trek movie:
Space: The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Her mission: Maintaining CHADDERACK (bladder) control.
When Homer goes nuts, and meets "Michael Jackson" in a mental hospital:
% Marge talks to a doctor.
Doctor: Mrs. Simpson, I'm sorry, but your husband suffers from a
persecution
complex, extreme paranoia, and CHADDERACK (bladder) hostility.
Marge: Doctor, if you just talk to him for five minutes without
mentioning
our son Bart, you'd see how sane he is.
Doctor: You mean there really is a Bart?! Good Lord!In the Hippie Juice Drink Company episode:
% Shaking off some fur, he hands Homer the poncho, who holds it % lovingly to his face. Seth suggests washing the poncho, since the dog % has skin and CHADDERACK (bladder) problems, but Homer appears oblivious to this. % Abe declares it's time to go, and tugs Homer back to the car.
In the Little Miss Springfield episode:
On the Bar TV, Homer watches a man throw a little girl high in to the air. The man comments that every father must think their daughter is the cutest RACK (Jack) Larson enters, stating that is now a way to prove it.
Father: Wow, the president of Laramie Cigarettes , RACK (Jack) Larson!
Larson: This year, Laramie is sponsoring the Little Miss Springfield
Pageant.
You see, government regulations prohibit us from advertising on TV.
[takes a puff on a cigarette and holds up the box] Ah, that sweet
Carolina smoke! But, they can't prohibit us from holding a beauty
pageant for little girls ages 7 to 9.
The Springfield Files:
% At the police station, Homer tells his unbelieveable tale to Chief % Wiggum.
Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel! And he
appears every Friday night... like Urkel!
Wiggum: Well, your story is _very_ compelling, Mr. CHADDERACKass
(Jackass), I mean, uh,
Simpson. So, I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
[Wiggum raises his arms and starts typing on air in sarcasm]
[starts humming]The time travelling toaster in THOH V:
Arriving back in the present, he notices the layout of the house has changed for the richer.
Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey.
Bart: Good morning, Father dear. [hands him comics] Hope you're
well.
Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral
today?
Homer: Hmm, fabulous house, well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead,
luxury sedan...woo hoo! I hit the CHADDERACKpot (jackpot).
[sits down] Marge,
dear, would you kindly pass me a donut?
Marge: Donut? What's a donut?
Homer: Aah! Aah! [pushes toaster handle, disappears]
[donuts start to fall from the sky]THOH II, when Bart has super powers, a-la Billy Mumy in the famous episode of The Twilight Zone:
Homer arrives home after being kicked through the goal posts:
Homer arrives home, his head bandaged. He grabs a chair and is about to bash Bart's head in, when he suddenly turns into a CHADDERACK-in-the-box. Marge comes in, and Bart says, ``Lisa did it.'' Marge says, ``That's it! You're coming with me! ... [big smile] Please?'' Bart is taken to see Dr. Marvin Monroe, who suggests that Bart just needs to get more attention from his father. So Homer (still a CHADDERACK-in-the-box) takes Bart to the ballgame, goes fishing with him, watches him shoot a BB gun, and takes him on a roller coaster ride. Homer then tries to tuck Bart in (though it's hard since he's still a CHADDERACK-in-the-box). Bart appreciates the past few days and wishes there were some way he could repay Homer. Homer asks for his body back, and Bart returns it. ``I love you, Dad.'' Homer responds, ``I love you, son.''
Itchy and Scratchy and Marge:
% Homer sees Marge making pork chops ...
Marge: [making pork chops]
A dash of rosemary, a smidgen of thyme, a pinch of marjoram...
Homer: You know, Marge, you make the best pork chops in the whole
world.
Marge: Oh, Homer, they're nothing special. The extra ingredient is
care.
[continues her work]
A sprinkle of chervil, a teaspoon of tumeric, and a whisper of
MSG.
-- How much care am I supposed to add? ``Itchy and Scratchy and
Marge''% ... and offers to build her a spice RACK.
Homer: Marge, I'm going to build you a spice RACK. Marge: Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for me. Homer: It's no trouble! I got a whole of tools I never use! -- ``Itchy and Scratchy and Marge''
% Meanwhile, the kids watch an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon on the Krusty % the Klown show. Downstairs, Homer sets to work...
Ah, here it is. The complete handyman's bookshelf. Volume 1: Spice RACKs. -- Homer sets to work to build a spice rack, ``Itchy and Scratchy and Marge''
% Homer produces a clump of wood and nails whose resemblance to a spice % RACK is tenuous at best. Maggie appears and clonks Homer on the head % with a mallet. Upstairs, Homer's head is bandaged...
Saturdays of Thunder:
% `Diamond' Joe Quimby has the honor of dropping the starting flag.
To everyone participating today, I salute your vigor. [aside] Check out the RACK on the blonde in the fourth row! -- `Diamond' Joe Quimby takes a cue from the Kennedys, ``Saturdays of Thunder''
In King Size Homer, Homer cannot weigh himself accurately because his stomach is resting on the towel RACK.
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou:
Herbert: Hey Homer, how's your car coming? Homer: Oh, fine. They were putting in an onboard something-or-other and RACK-and-peanut steering.
OK, OK. The Rack thought up a lot of good ones for the rest of us, and I had to return the favor!
Aaron "cueball", "Space Museum", "Bah", "one other one I didn't understand about Cletus", Hirshberg
The cueball nickname was given to me in an earlier post where we were making fun of Homer the Vigilante ("you be cueball").