A Question for the Ages....

Jul 29, 2002, 10:39 PM ET12 posts by 10 posters
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JMSinLA

Does Marge have blue pubic hair?

dnbJMSinLA

Not if she shaves.

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DJ MaNiAkJMSinLA

On the basis of most erotic online fan art I've been subjected to, yes.

DJ MaNiAk

Put on ya leather pants/and do the isolation dance/like some stupid-ass Goth kid that didn't stand a chance against me

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Aaron HirshbergJMSinLA

"JMSinLA" wrote in message news:...

That is not a question for the ages. It is a question for Homer.

And, remember Marge's comments about the troll doll. Something like: "All that blue hair is weird."

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Robert BindlerAaron Hirshberg

Homer revealed she dyes her hair blue, but it might be because she's getting gray hair (or should it be gray-blue hair?)

fishyRobert Bindler

I assumed that was because her hair was greying... all of the flashbacks to Marge's youth show her with blue hair. Her mother's hair is sort of grey-blue.

Something to note is that Patty and Selma's leg stubble is black, even when extremely long.

Wait, how did I get pulled into a discussion of cartoon pubic hair?

"...and Helen Lovejoy, sure, she looks blonde, but I've heard cuffs and collar don't match, if you get my drift." Marge: "I don't, but I loved hearing it!" --
fishismsfishy

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Homer even says that she's been "grey as a mule" ever since she was (I forget the age he says) in the same scene it's revealed she dyed her hair. This was in the episode "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"

fishyfishisms

Right! I forgot that line. It's been an awfully long time since I have seen that one.

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Asamifishy

Coming from a girl-- Leg stubble is always black, no matter how long it is. When it first comes back it's black. If you don't shave for a month it's black. Well, unless you dye your leg stubble, which is technically impossible...

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KatijaikatAsami

Unless you're blonde, in which case your stubble is lighter than black. How did I get involved in this discussion?

fishyKatijaikat

I figured if I waited someone would field this for me. Extremely fair men and women often have blond or light brown leg hair. Redheads often have reddish leg hair... it is plausible that blue haired women have blue leg hair.

Since so women have naturally blue hair, the arguement falls to speculation. Someone else can do that speculation for me, though...

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