Biggest clue ever - as to the location of Springfield

Jun 21, 2002, 5:29 PM ET25 posts by 16 posters
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R H Menzel

West Spring is three times the size of Texas. This should make it easy to find on the map......IF IT REALLY EXISTED!

Now....let up all join hands, and pray.

Oh, Lord! Hear our pleas. Help improve our gene pool by smiting all those who do the Devil's work of looking for the location of the imaginary Springfield, and those who are too stupid to realize that they are being goofed on.

Amen.

-Bob

Leave your tithing on the way out. Don't go near the holy water! For some reason, it burns.

Jason SaslowR H Menzel

Amen, brother!

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LauraJason Saslow

Testify!

Laura

R H MenzelLaura

Laura wrote in message news:[email]...

I thought I did! Now, it's your turn, brother!

-Bob (Holier than most of thou)

LauraR H Menzel

*whines* I'll do it this afternoon.

Laura

That GuyLaura

All the clues point to Washington state.

"Laura" wrote in message news:[email]...

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YamaR H Menzel

That's because it's all folded upon itself! It's a 3 dimensional curve in the universe.

R H Menzel wrote:

JamesYama

Yama wrote in news:[email]:

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Actually, Springfield is 2 dimensional, remember?

YamaJames

donut wrote:

Springfield, say, Massachusetts, or Missouri is three dimensional, right? Well, there's a theory that the universe curves on the fourth dimension,

R H MenzelYama

Yama wrote in message news:[email]...

A little knowledge is a waste of time!

-Bob

Steve HowarthR H Menzel

"R H Menzel" wrote in message news:[email]...

In an episode I was watching the other day (sorry I don't know which one) , Homer opens several letters. Did anyone notice if there was a Zip code on them?

Steve Howarth
LauraSteve Howarth

I know in one episode their state initials were "J" something (forget the second letter). And as we all know there is no state that begins with J, so springfield does not exist. Unless it's on that planet way out in space that is supposedly supposed to be just like Earth...anyone hear about this btw? Sorry, that's off- topic...d'oh!

Laura

JamesLaura

Laura wrote in news:[email]:

is that the planet where Dragonball Z takes place? LOL

R H MenzelLaura

Laura wrote in message news:[email]...

second letter). And as we all know

Unless it's on that planet way out in

about this btw? Sorry, that's off-

Et tu, Brute!?

-Bob

Richard SchultzSteve Howarth

In article , Steve Howarth wrote:

In "Bart the Lover," the letter that comes addressed to Lisa has a ZIP code of 00913. There is no such ZIP code, but if there were, it would put Springfield in Puerto Rico.

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R H MenzelSteve Howarth

Zip code.

ZIP CODE!!!???

ARGH!!! ARRGGGHHHH!!!!

DIE! Why can't you just DIE!!!!

-Bob

Steve Howarth wrote in message news:af4dlm$14f$[email]...

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JMR H Menzel

Hmmm.... I'm thinkin' Springfield MO. In the episode that (re) aired on July 7, 2002 (when Marge got sugar banned from Springfield) They had a sugar connection 'south of the border'. Homer said something like "you mean Tennesee?"

R H Menzel wrote:

Brett BuckJM

The thread that won't die. Why would Springfield, MO, have a squidport?

Brett

R H MenzelBrett Buck

Brett Buck wrote in message news:[email]...

July 7,

connection

And why do certain Simpsons' fan insist that Springfield is real, and persistently argue its existence?

They are mentally deficient!

-Bob

Ted S.JM

Somebody claiming to be JM wrote in news:3d29dea7$0$1428$[email]:

Well, if you look at a map, you'll note that the state directly north of Tennessee is Kentucky. I posited when "Sweets and Sour Marge" first aired that this was a reference to "Behind the Laughter", in which it was mentioned that the Simpsons (the 'real-life' Simpsons, not the ones which appear in the TV show) were a 'northern Kentucky' family.

On another level, of course, it's just the writers' yanking ats's collective chain about where Springfield is.

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail Homer Simpson: I'm sorry Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town. Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community.
frank habetsTed S.

"Ted S." wrote in message news:...

Sort of OT, but I'd be curious to see a comprehensive list of U.S. towns where the residents of non-Simpsons shows live. Most of them take place in either New York or L.A., but there's quite a few located elsewhere. Here's my list so far: Frasier (Seattle) WKRP in Cincinatti Hawaii 5-0 Bob Newhart show (Chicago) Chicago Hope Newhart (fictitious town in Vermont) Cheers (Boston) Boston Public Miami Vice Happy Days, Laverne and Shirley (Milwaukee, Wisconsin) Murder She Wrote (fictious town in Maine) St. Elsewhere (Boston) Streets of San Francisco Ironside (San Francisco) In the Heat of the Night (some Southern state -Missouri?) Dukes of Hazzard (see above) Twin Peaks (Washington?) Toxic Crusaders (Tromaville, New Jersey) Magnum PI (somewhere in Hawaii) Dallas King of the Hill (fictitious town in Texas) Northern Exposure (fictitious town in Alaska) The Simpsons (fictitious town in Eastern Dakota, next to Arquebec) Logan's Run (close to Washington DC, like the movie?) Vega$ (Las) The Golden Girls (Miami) Paper Chase (Cambridge, Massachusetts) Bonanza (Virginia City, Nevada) Eight is Enough (Sacramento, California) Gunsmoke (Dodge City, Kansas) Alice (Phoenix, Arizona) Mary Tyler Moore Show (Minneapolis) Marcus Welby (Santa Monica, California) Maude (Tuckahoe, New York) The Waltons (Jefferson County, Virginia)

Any more? Or is is too OT for this forum?

pope prismacolorfrank habets

[email] (frank habets) wrote in message news:...

ally mcbeal (boston) ditto dawson's creek at the moment that 70s show (wilwaukee) drew carey show (cleveland) ....

AsamiPennygg74

No cool shows are filmed in Georgia :( Oh, y'all forgot to mention all 11 seasons of The Real World are filmed in their respective cities. Seattle, Boston, NYC (twice) and, um, some other places..... "Pennygg74" wrote in message news:[email]...