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EXTERIOR: SIMPSONS HOUSE LATE AFTERNOON ACT ONE
The house is shown and then the camera zooms in.
FADE OUT:
FADE IN: INTERIOR LIVING ROOM SCENE ONE
Bart, Lisa and maggie are sitting on the couch watching Krusty on TV. We hear the music for Itchy & Scratchy.The camera zooms into the TV. We see the words Itchy & Scratchy starring in "JAWS 14...SCRATCHY 0".
We see Itchy reading a newspaper headline that reads "Another fatal shark attack at Amputee Island. $50,000 REWARD! He throws down the paper and grabs Scratchy and they head out the door.
We see a fishing boat headed out to sea with Itchy at the helm and Scratchy baiting a fishing line with a small fish.
A large fin is spotted. Itchy stops the boat and Scratchy casts his line from his customized fishing chair. While he's busy fishing, Itchy attaches three sticks of TNT to Scratchy. He then grabs the bucket of bait fish and with a large mixer, mushes the fish into chum. He then casts a trail of the chum over the side of the boat and leads the trail to Scratchy, dumping the remaining chum over Scratchy's head. We see the shark fin following the chum line and he bursts out of the water and into the air. Scratchy screams! The shark comes dowm and swallows Scratchy whole, down to his legs. He runs around with the shark attached to his upper torso and we hear him screaming from inside the shark as he falls over the side.We then see Itchy with the detonator and just as he pushes the stick down, we hear him say:
ITCHY
Smile, you son of a bi***!!
Kaboooom! Pieces of the shark and Scratchy land on the deck of the boat as Itchy does a sailor dance on the bloody deck. "THE END"