Mayor Mel Lastman Responds!

Mayor Mel Lastman, Toronto's intelligent and highly respected mayor (NOT!), was asked - and this is true - to proclaim this past Sunday "Simpsons Day". He refused (even though he's already rewarded the WWF with a day to call their own).

After seeing how little Toronto content was in the ep, maybe Bad Boy Mel isn't as dumb as he looks nor as stupid as he sounds.

Nah, who am I kidding?

Tim

Mayor Mel: "It wasn't an episode about Toronto. It was an episode about a little girl falling in love with a little boy. And this little girl has two sons out of wedlock, fathered by the little boy (who happens to be married to a different little girl). And then, after the little boy gets the little girl to sign a waiver and pays her some money to just disappear, the sons (after many - *many* - years) hold a press conference saying that the little boy - now the number one politician in the largest city in Canada - is their long lost daddy.

Frankly, I didn't think the episode was funny at all."

On Mon, 18 Feb 2002 15:11:07 GMT, "Timothy Alexander" wrote:

LOL, that adulterous bastards

TTYL

Not until you're older.

In article , [email] (AcK!) wrote:

"Furthermore, I cannot return the T-shirt they gave me, as I have thrown it away. But I will find you a new one - Marilyn will probably get you something nice. I only accepted that T-Shirt they gave me after that man put out his hand and I shook it, as I always do. How was I to know that man was Homer Simpson? I only found out about that man and his odourous past after a college student took me aside and briefed me for a few hours. In any case, I am sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I really, really am sorry - but I'm still not resigning. Why should I? I said I was sorry for that stupid ethnic slur that cost our fair city the 2008 Olympics, didn't I? WHAT? I'll KILL you, you $%(*#$%@..."

CASE OOTES: "This press conference is over".

On Mon, 25 Feb 2002 11:09:14 -0500, Daniel Dreibelbis wrote:

a.t.s. has quite a "Toronto mafia," eh? ;)

TTYL