Dear Mr. President

Did you know that noisy cereals were deliberately designed to annoy parents and drive a wedge through the family breakfast table between children and their mom and dad? I read in The Hidden Persuaders that noisy breakfast cereals were advertised to entice children to turn against their parents with the promise of rebellion against parental control. That was a fifty year old book, yet sociopathic cereals continue to be sold. How can we be called a civilized nation when in this day and age we continue to allow the sale and possession of such cereals with street names like "Rice Krispies" and "Cinnamon Toast Crunch"? Please urge Congress to get the guts to ban them.

P.S. I am not a crackpot.

"weary flake" wrote in message news:[email]...

Does this post have anything to do at all with The Simpsons other than it's similarity to Grandpa Simpson's letter to the president regarding states?

Just curious, as I was unable to watch tonight's episode. Great gag, BTW. In my younger years annoying my parents was a great pastime. Come to think of it, it still is.

On Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:26:44 -0600, "Xino Kiner" wrote:

When they get into their older years, you'll find it's become their job to annoy you.;-)

As I said in my other post, I am pretty sure you are using both crack and pot.

Does this post have anything to do at all with The SImpsons other than it's similarity to most of the stuff that Xino Kiner posts in this ng?

Xino, I originally thought that this guy was YOU!!! Then I saw your post and realized that you must have been cloned.

Your "younger years"? Aren't you about 10 years old now? When were your "younger years"?

BTW, GO PACKERS. The Packers are doing a good job and should make the playoffs.

Ah yes. I remember my younger years. The Wright Brothers flew from Kitty Hawk to Gettysburg on a thimbleful of corn oil. That's how we won the Civil War, you know.

Mr. Museum

The way I read it, you are using both crack and pot.

Mr. Museum