Dionne Warwick must have been watching Weekend at Burnsies

If you don't know by now, Dionne Warwick was caught with some joints at Miami International Airport.

I'm just surprised that she didn't "see" that coming... :o)

I liked what Howard and Robin said about that this morning...something like, "the airport people catch Dionne Warwick with a joint in her lipstick case but they let Mohammed Atta go right through..."

Yeah, I heard that too. They also went on to say that Dionne Warwick did it on purpose because she has no other way of making news these days. Of course, the way they worded it was much more humorous than the injustice I did it above...

"Tim Hall" wrote in message news:[email]...

....on her way to Columbia. Apparently she thought she might have some difficulty getting some there....

Columbia or Colombia?  One's a city in MO, I believe, and the other's a South
American country.
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If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

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I'll assume you're smiling as you write that. Don't get me started on spelling and grammar. I have a hard time holding back correcting all the two/to/too errors and the their/there/they're and the than/then and everything else.

But for the record..... I though she was on a flight to Columbia University

You mean there's a whole country with the same name?

"Sydney Assbasket " wrote in message news:[email]...

South

badly?

"wavking" wrote in message news:ixEE8.9562$[email]...

University

lol! last night i finally got to use the "whoa, whoa, whoa, there's a *new* mexico??" joke in the perfect context and the person on the phone wasn't expecting it at all (she knows the ref but the timing was immaculate). i've been wating so long to do that ...

... haha, i'm a living joke ... :(

"Do you know the way to San Quintin?"

Do they allow chicks who backstab Burt Bacharach in San Quintin?

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