re: Purism in Tooning
Ten Integral Inelegant Principles in Orthodox Cartooning
10. A cartoon character cusses using standard symbols: with the caps locked--they're located on the first row of your convenient keyboard.
- Orange or chartreuse or purple hair coloring = de rigeur.
8. "Dagwood" Bumstead never ever wins: This non-gem was a panel & movie in the distant 20th century with Daisy the mutt & puppies, son Alexander, daughter Kathy ( maybe Babs), wife Blondie, neighbor Herb, and Mr. Dithers of The Dithers Construction Company--plus that postman Dagwood runs-over trying to catch the crowded bus.
7. "Katzenjammer Kids" This was an import, though every kid skipped it because the satire wasn't there. The K Kids was either too sophisticated or too dumb for me.
6. MAJOR HOOPLE in OUR BOARDING HOUSE, another turkey though less unfunny than #7.
5. POPEYE: The Spinach Lobby was accused of being behind the contrivances of Blimpie, Olive Oil, Blutto and Peapie/Popeye Jr. Subsequently the Robin Williams' acclaimed immaculate depiction earned the Gene Hersholt award presented by Bob Hope, the 20th century's greatest actor, such as in Bob's ON THE ROAD WITH JERRY COLONA.
4. NANCY: Aunt Fritzi & Sluggo were plain badder than Bonny Faye Parker & Warren Clyde Beatty, though not nearly as ludicrous: Nevertheless, MY all time favorite, plus I had a vest suit sort of like Clyde's tan suit, but it was donated to Goodwill a coupla years ago, and I've been peed ever since.
3. ARCHIE: Jughead, Veronica, Betty, and Mr. Dithers. The greatest ensemble since the SEINFIELD cast didn't walk on the Moon.
2. WINKY DINK: See ---> Jack Barry: Made it okay to actually color on the tv set screen, I swear. A piece of thick Saran Wrap was stuck on that glass screen. Perhaps the worst entertainment prior to Cosby's PICTURE PAGES or Sherry's KUKLA, OLLIE & FRAN.
1. And the most trivialist principal of Cartooning: Gary Trudeau's lame DOONESBURY.
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