You know what? Much Apu About Nothing is a deeply underrated episode. In fact, it might be one of the best ever. Think about it - it's some of the finest satire they've ever done, with a sensible plot and well-fleshed out characters. Especially Apu himself who is one of the richest characters in the show.
Oh, and: "When are people going to learn? ... Democracy doesn't work!"
"We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears." "Hey, that's a pretty catchy chant. Where did you hear it?" "Oh, I heard it at the mustache parade they have every year."
"Let's all calm down. Everyone's going to be just fine, as long as I have enough beer."
"Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear."
"Lisa, I want to buy your rock."
"Are those morons getting dumber or just louder?"
"Willie, please. The students want to pick on someone their own size."
"He thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread, sliced bread having been invented the previous winter."
"Hey, those are exactly my sentimonies."
"I predict that within 100 years computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings in Europe will own them."
"Your only crime was violating U.S. law."
"You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning."
"The government can't control the sky. What if you lived in a balloon?"
"Yeah, Native Americans like us."