If the Simpson's Comic Book Guy ever had a son

I bet he would be just like this...

On May 19, 1:53 am, "Mr. Hole the Magnificent" wrote:

If CBG ever got close to a lady's vay-jay, it'd be a bigger miracle than... uh, whatever geeks believe is mondo-cool; Superman flying into orbit, grabbing each one of the Earth's axis and spinning the planet in the opposite direction to reverse time.

He got it on with Armin Tamzarian's motther.

On Tue, 19 May 2009, Aidy wrote:

He did not.

That was Sargeant Skinner's mother.

Michael

Armin!

Michael Black wrote:

Oh, my name is Agnes and you know it's Agnes! It means lamb -- lamb of God!

It is also implied that he scored with Edna as well, in "My Big Fat Geek Wedding".

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/4F03.html

The Comic Book Guy is busy arguing with a salesman about an unsatisfactory purchase.

     CBG: Yes, finally!  I would like to return your quote, unquote
          Ultimate Belt.
Salesman: I see.  Do you have a receipt, quote, unquote, sir?
     CBG: No, I do not have a receipt.  I won it as a door prize at
the
          Star Trek Convention, although I find their choice of prize
          highly illogical, as the average Trekker has no use for a
          medium-sized belt.
Salesman: Whoa! Whoa!  A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan.  You must be a
          devil with the ladies.  [sarcastic wink]
     CBG: Hey, I...  [sighs]  That...  Oh...
Salesman: Gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but, uh, no receipt,
no
          return.  [walks away]
    Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.
     CBG: [sighs, then sells him the belt]
          Very well.  I must hurry back to my comic book store, where
I
          dispense the insults rather than absorb them.

Hirshberg

Best CBG quote...ever.

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Why didn't CBG simply bring it back to his store and sell it there? I would have paid more than $4 for a tactical pants retaining system, even though it is way to large for me.