Best line by/about a Frenchman

I can think of two:

I am not a clumsy, Cluseaux-esque waiter!

there's also the scorpio line - "Homer, I have to destroy a country. Which do you hate more, Italy or France?" H: "France" S: "Everyone says France..."

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Its..."Nobody ever says Italy" "abe michaelson" wrote in message news:kl9B9.48$[email]...

Which

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David McCleary wrote:

In one of the THOH episodes, where Quimby makes a joke about frenchmen looking like frogs. Frenchmen: "We'll show them who looks like a frog!" Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha <looking like frogs>

to (mis)quote again from memory... one of the best lines in "the cr�pes of wrath" is before he even goes to france: "ahh... the life of a frog. that's the life for me."

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Lisa: WEST Springfield Elementary? I'm at the wrong school!!

French class: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

French teacher: Uh uh uh, en Francais.

French class: Onh onh onh onh!!

Willy, acting as substitute french teacher:

"Bonjoouuur, ya cheese-eatin surrender monkeys!"

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"Thomas J. Paladino Jr." wrote in message news:V0aB9.128327$[email]...

Lol, I like that description of the French.

Has newsgroup etiquette changed BTW?

Not regarding the French.

Mr. Burns wrote in message news:ar559b$nip$[email]...

Nope! We're still a bunch of rude and somewhat insane bastards!

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Somewhat like the French!

(sorry, couldn't resist :)

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I said INSANE not STUPID! And, unlike the French, most of us bathe regularly, and the few women in this NG shave their armpits.

Exactly how do you know all this?

Actually, it's more of a "hope for" than a "knowledge of" situation!