show dialog used in real life

Jul 8, 2001, 9:55 PM ET11 posts by 10 posters
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wavking

Situation #74: The amusement park ------------------------------------- When you get to your favorite amusement park (Hershey Park for me), park the car and get out, then turn to your brother and say, "Now remember, we're in the *ITCHY* lot!"

Then later on in the day when you're tired and need to sit down, find a bench and say, "Oh look, a bench. No go and get me a beer squishy"

---------------- Good lines I use from other media (non-simpsons)

On any rollercoaster:
look to your mate and say
    "I feel the need. the need for speed!"
                        (Top Gun)
On a ride that takes you to a great height and then drops you suddenly (first drop of a coaster) "We're on an express elevator to hell--going down!!" (Aliens)
Ms. K↩ wavking

Upon walking into any supermarket.... "Thank you door!"

When any of our cats is acting strangely... "You're pretty uppity for someone who eats bugs all day."

Seeing someone spray a hose... "Well, there's bound to be some splashback."

Sitting in a restaurant next to the sugar caddy..."That's why God portions it out in those tiny packets."

And finally, when you're caught running around the house in a towel... "I have misplaced my pants."

-Ms. K.
dave h.↩ Ms. K

upon ruining a nice dinner:

"i'm baron von chickenpants."

Anthony Regina↩ dave h.

"dave h." wrote in message news:[email]...

Actually, I yell that one out whenever there is long/awkward silence. Of course it is usually followed by and even longer/more awkward silence. :)

-Anthony Regina "My opinions are as valid as the next mans!" "That board with a nail in it may have defeated us. But the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails, and soon, they
DJ MaNiAk↩ dave h.

LOL, what episode is that from again?

DJ MaNiAk

Put on ya leather pants/and do the isolation dance/like some stupid-ass Goth kid that didn't stand a chance against me

The Four Horsemen: Kicking the shit out of people with baseball bats and tire irons in parking lots since 1985.

Yarn Spinner↩ DJ MaNiAk

My favorite, whenever I get on an escalator:

"I'm a BIG boy!"

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Sydney Assbasket↩ Lando Orlando
When someone I know makes a mistake or screws up:  "You want me to go and get
the cat to do it? Cuz the cat'll do it!"
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dave h.↩ DJ MaNiAk

DJ MaNiAk wrote:

"screaming yellow honkers" (AABF10)

Aaron Hirshberg↩ wavking

"wavking" wrote in message news:...

Why say them when you can do them! I routinely park my car over several parking spaces, on top of people buried in sand at the beach, and between the sliding doors of the local 7-11!

Whenever I make a mistake at work, I run out the door, jump in my car, and drive away!

I am constantly getting sick from eating 10 day old 10 foot long ham sandwiches!

I run around my condominium in my underwear, muttering gibberish!

Whenever I finish having sex with a woman, I always say: "The important thing is I didn't imagine it."

I never carry my driver's license with me. (Otto's voice)I just write my name in my underwear! UH-OH! These aren't mine!

Just a moment, ouch! There! 17 crayons up my nose!

Aaron Hirshberg