Ned Farley
Age- 41 (b. 1959)
Height- 6' 5 (77 inches)
Occupation- Blue collar worker
Maritual Status- Married to Pat; two children
TV shows- Jackass; The Simpsons; Whose Line is it Anyway US/UK
Alt.simpsons poster since- January 2000
-Ned Farley
Ned Flanders: Come on, you Gloomy Guses. Who's up for a big bowl of nonfat ice milk? Todd Flanders: I want wintergreen! Maude Flanders: Unflavored for me.
Ned Farley wrote in message news:[email]...
Kieran Murphy
Age - 26 (b. 1974)
Height - 5' 11
Occupation - Blue collar worker
Maritual Status - Single
TV shows - The Simpsons; ER; Frasier; Friends
Alt.simpsons poster since - Mid 1998 (1100 posts+)
Kieran Murphy
Impressive! Not a single mean saracstic comeback in a whole thread. Everyone's eager to tell their story even though nobody's really listening... Nobody cares that it's off-topic and pointless.
He-he, a question for extra credit: Why? Phychology majors, step up.
"Ostap Bender" wrote in message news:94ij0b$793$[email]...
Phychology? I don't even know what a nucular panner plant is.
Maybe you should visit the libary. Quickly, before Febuary.
Ned Farley wrote in message ...
Just for good measure... Mike Reed's profile
Age: 15
Height: 5"7
Occupation: Student
Martial Status: none
TV Shows: Simpsons, Futurama, 3rd Rock From The Sun, Whose Line Is It Anyway?
A.T.S. Poster since: August, 2000
== Mike Reed
Mike Reed wrote:
Internet King's Profile age-27 height-5'11" occupation-IT recruiter marital status-enaged tv shows-Simpsons, Law and Order, NYPD Blue, Dark Angel, SNL. ATS poster since Nov. 1998 Sincerely, Little Girl
Woo hoo! All the information about people I didn't really want to know!!!\
So just to join the fray, I'll jump in! Shane Perry's profile: age: 30 height: 6'2" weight: 215 occupation: what's it to ya? im an unemployed law student. there. ya happy? marital status: hahahahahahaahahahahaahaahahahahaaa, oh god! hahahahahahahaahaha tv: Simpsons, Fox news channel ATS: since 2000 iq: third standard deviation (ABOVE the norm, thank you.) favorite simpson character: lionel hutz or milhouse, but probably the late model homer least fav: lisa lisa lisa lisa lisa lisa lisa lisa lisa
shane all the news that printed to fit
Age - 21 Height - 6'4" Occupation - student Martial Status - Tae Kwon Do TV Shows - Simpsons, WLiiA, Futurama Alt.simpsons poster since - on and off since 1996. mostly off
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Homer Simpson
Age - 42
Height - 6' 0"
Occupation - Uclearnay Echnitiontay, grease business, manager of a country-western singer. I never to to work anyway.
Marital Status - Married to Marge; two children. Oops, three children.
TV shows - Everything. Especially "When Buildings Collapse". I like to watch movies like "Leper in the Backfield", too.
The internet?! Is that thing still around?!
Homer Simpson
Andrew Levine
Age: 18
Height: 5'11"
Occupation: Rock star, nuclear physicist, martial-arts instructor (part-time), secret agent
Maritual Status: Single. Ambiguously straight.
TV shows: The Simpsons (1990-1997); Futurama; The Adventures of Pete & Pete
Alt.simpsons poster since: March 1998.
********* Conceptual ontology: Who let the Gods out?
theabman age: 18 height: 4'11 weight: 98 pounds occupation: student *********************** theabman ([email]) HOM++ LIS+++ BAR++++ BOB++++ 9F22,3F13, 9F01,1F01,2F15,2F16,4F13,2F09,2F10 http://members.aol.com/TheAbman/simpindex.html ***********************
theabman age: 18 height: 4'11'' weight: 98 pounds occupation: student marital status: single TV shows: Simpsons, Frasier, ConanOBrien *********************** theabman ([email]) HOM++ LIS+++ BAR++++ BOB++++ 9F22,3F13, 9F01,1F01,2F15,2F16,4F13,2F09,2F10 http://members.aol.com/TheAbman/simpindex.html ***********************
That double post now makes you 36, 9'10', 196 lbs, graduate, married and watcher of PBS.
In article , [email] wrote:
Aaron Louis Hirshberg Age: 44 Height: 6'4" Occupation: Programmer Marital Status: I was once engaged. I broke off the engagement, and then I had to sue her to get the ring back. So I classify myself as de facto divorced. TV Shows: The Simpsons. Tales of the Gun on The History Channel. Any show on E! that shows cleavage or a micro-second of gratuituous nudity. You know what I'm talking about, you watch for that too. I know you do. Anything on The History Channel that is narrated by Fritz Weaver. That means everything on The History Channel. Anything on the Discovery Channel, Learning Channel, History Channel, or PBS that deals with shipwrecks, wars, outer space, or cool science stuff. PBS pledge breaks if the women are good looking and don't have hairstyles that are too weird. Movies on Bravo that feature Christopher Walken, Harvey Keitel, or Samuel L. Jackson.
Aaron Hirshberg
[email] wrote:
All movies on Bravo feature these actors. Sincerely, Little Girl
[email] wrote:
...I think PBS should be sending YOU money. perhaps a charity drive for our dear aaron hirshberg?
Age- 18 for all intents and purposes
Height- 70
Weight- 160
Occupation- no
Marital Status- no
TV shows- Simpsons
Alt.simpsons poster since- March
iq- weight plus age
characters: fave: Bart, the one-eyebrow baby, Willie unfave: jerkass Homer, exposition Lisa, the Nahasapeemapetilon family