- Remember when Homer mentions the "glory hole" in an episode a few years ago? Something like... "think of the great things America has given us... thing #1, thing #2, and the glory hole." I'm ashamed to even know what "glory hole" means in a gay porn context. Is this what Homer was referring to? If Homer is referring to what I think he is, it's the single sickest Simpsons reference EVER!
p.s. If you don't know what "glory hole" means in gay porn, it is NOT what first comes to mind. It's sicker.
Not much to it, really. Just a trimmed out hole in the wall that you stick your pecker through, and anyone on the other side, of either gender, gets you off. It's what you use in the bordellos when you can't afford the full price, completely anonymous sex at a big discount. You COULD do a search for it and learn more, if you really wanted to know the facts.
On Sat, 01 Nov 2003 16:12:15 GMT, Draebyerg wrote:
They have been seen in public restrooms for 100 years or more. They even had a fancy 'painted' one on Good Day Live with Jillian Barbeiere about 6 months ago.
Geez... Homo Porn... That is probably the guy that posts all those homophobic rants in a benign Cartoon Usenet Group. Geez dude, get a life. (Ha HA!)
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You haven't been paying attention. Someone looked it up. The term "Glory Hole" was originally used as the name for the entrances to coal mines. Also construction site entrances. Long before it got its' current context.
The example I cited the LAST TIME this topic came up (and I am sure it will come up again someday), was the construction worker entrances to the "Big Dig" construction project going on in downtown Boston, Massachusetts. Each entrance has a sign that says: "Glory Hole #Whatever".
According to http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3G01.html, the following conversation once took place between Mr. Burns and Waylon Smithers:
Mr. Burns: So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing,
Smithers? Something gay, no doubt!
Smithers: Wha...? What?!
Mr. Burns: You know. Light-hearted, fancy-free. "Mothers, lock up
your
daughters! Smithers is on the town!" [chuckles a bit]
Smithers: Exactly, sir! [laughs nervously]
-- Gotta be more careful there, Waylon, "The Springfield Files"
And, according to http://www.snpp.com/episodes/AABF17, Mr. Burns once said:
Burns: Oh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time! Oh-ho, I ate my share of wieners that day.
It's not sick, nor is it strictly a homosexual thing. What happens between two consenting adults is fine with me, even if one wants to stick his johnson into a hole in the wall.
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.
- It IS sick, and for 99.99% of cases, it IS stickly a homosexual thing. Do a google search for "glory hole pictures" and 99% will be men only. Do some research before you make yourself look dumb.
- And your point is? Who asked what your opinions on sexual behaviour are? Just for the record, you have a simple, dumbed down, and child-like view. No offence.
Gloryholes are not a "gay only" thing. And if they were, who cares? Nobody's getting hurt.
You set the theme of this thread by insinuating that a gloryhole is "sick" because it's gay. I have pointed out that they are neither gay-only or sick. If one consenting adult wants to stick his dick into a hole in the wall for the hope that another consenting adult will suck him off, what's wrong with that?
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.
- Funny how you know that. And by the way, what exactly makes a "glory hole" a "hetero glory hole". Is there a sign posted above that says "heteros only"? Face the facts, women simply don't walk into book stores to suck an anonymous cock. Many gay men on the other hand, would.
- Nothing sexual on the planet is "gay-only" or "hetero-only". To the extent that a sexual act can be deemed "gay", a fucking glory hole is as close as it gets.
- Wrong, dickhead. I said it was sick AND gay. Never said it was sick due to its gayness.
- You've pointed out absolutely nothing. What is sexually "sick" doesn't depend on your definition. If I were to ask 100 people if 'sticking your hard cock through a hole in the wall so some anonymous dude can nibble on your nob' is sick, my bet is that more than 50 of 'em are gonna say it is indeed sick.
- If one consenting adult wants to masturbate untill he cums all over his dog, what's wrong with that? My guess is, you've probably done that so many times, it doesn't seem sick to you either.
You must not get out a lot. Yes, some do. They're usually old and ugly, but they're still women. I have seen it first hand (although I have never participated).
Again you're wrong. The fact that Homer Simpson would list it among man's greatest acheivements sorta derails your entire argument, whatever it may be.
Then your a 3 time loser. It's neither sick, gay, nor sick when it's gay.
Geez, do you live in Utah? If the 100 men you ask were gay, 98 would say no. If the 100 were straight, most would say yeah, but secretly want to know where these holes are located. If the person behind the wall was a reasonably good looking female, most men would say "Awesome!"
Gloryholes are not sick, as long as both participants are consenting adults.
You've been so stupid in this thread that the fact that you cannot tell the difference between these two scenerios doesn't surprise me. Dogs cannot consent to sexual activity. Human adults can.
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.
- Wow, what a sad, pathetic, loser you must be. You equate "nightlife" with going into a bookstore and watching elderly women suck anonymnous shafts. Wow Skippy, you're livin' life in the fast lane. LOL.
- The least believable thing I've read on the internet yet. You should have said "a friend of mine has done it". That would have worked a little better.
- Are you sure you wanna stick with that? I'll give you some time to think it over. Let me give you a tip first. When posting something, try to have it make at least some sense, ok Skippy?
- Thanks for clearing that up. I'm so glad our societies sexual mores are controlled by some clueless highschool chump.
- Only in Utah would anyone think anonymous fags sucking shaft through a hole in the wall is "sick". A terrific way top gets all sorts of diseases, by the way. Oh... wait! I forgot that "nobody gets hurt". Let me guess, all the glory holes you've seen give you a full medical exam before you shove your johnson through the wall, right? HA, HA.
- Tell me exactly what is wrong with cumming all over your dog. Dogs can not consent to being washed. Is washing your dog wrong? Just to get your argument straightm is doing anything against your dogs consent considered "wrong"? Or just maybe, it's the sexual nature that offends you. Geez, you must live in Utah.
Actually, I was commenting on your sexually repressed exisience, since you seem to know nothing about this subject.
Since I'm not a repressed homophobe like yourself, I don't have to lie about anything.
Seems the only idiot out there disagreeing with me is.......hold on, wait:
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Looks like nobody is taking your side on this, pal.
Fags?
Not if you use a condom. I gess that lack of sex education as a child is really paying off for you now.
Sir, you need a blowjob. Assuming you are of legal age.
At least Rob Wade posts his idiotic articles and shuts up. You're the most idiotic wad of sperm I've ever had the displeasure of debating with in any usenet newsgroup.
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.
- I never gave my opinion on sexual behaviour. I mentioned a Simpsons reference that alluded to sucking cock. Scratch that... a Simpsons reference that alluded to anonymous dudes sucking eachothers shafts. By any measure, a "sick" reference for the Simpsons. This dude brought out the simplistic and trite "what happens between two consenting adults is fine with me" line. Meaning he wouldn't deem incest or skullfucking as "sick".
You started this thread by stating your opinion. And you're still doing so in the above statement. There is no hard and fast rules governing what is "sick" or "gay", yet you keep spouting off as if there were, and that you're the ultimate authority on what everyone else should think. I have yet to see one person requesting you to express your own personal views, yet you still persist in imposing them on this group.
Nobody agrees with your tight assed opinions, and have repeatedly told you so. Get a clue, prude troll. Go peddle your hang ups somewhere else.
- Calm down Skippy. I believe anonymous queer cock sucking is sick. I never once said that others should view it as sick. It was you and your ilk that have made statements like... "there is no hard and fast rules governing what is "sick" or "gay"." Seems that you are the one who claimes that he is the ultimate authority on sexual mores.
- You have serious reading comprehension problems. I started this thread by stating my opinion on a SIMPSONS REFERENCE that alluded to COCK SUCKING. By any measure, that is a sick reference for THE SIMPSONS!!! It's just that simple.
- Nobody agrees that sticking your hard cock through a hole in the wall and having your shaft nibbled by some anonymous dude is sick? Maybe you should get out more, Skippy.
- I'm just such a prude. Listen, jst cause your two dads met in the local gay bar bathroom glory hole doesn't mean that most people who consider glory holes as "sick" have a "hangup". Go back sucking your fat dads cock. Faggot.
If you view something as sick but "never once said that others should view it as sick," you are agreeing implicitly that there are no "hard and fast" rules. So there's no argument.
It's an acquired taste. Anyway is it any sicker than having your shaft nibbled by a chick? A mouth is a mouth.
Oh grow up. Glory holes are for cock worshippers who enjoy oral service of the male member but prefer not to look at the (often unattractive) face and body associated with it.
You lost me there. FWIW, the term originally dates to the 1800s and was gold miner's slang for any mine that produced a large quantity of valuable ore. I once drove past a cheezy bar in the middle of Nevada called "The Glory Hole," and am pretty sure it wasn't a gay place.