What job(s) does Ned do?

Aug 22, 2002, 4:46 AM ET9 posts by 7 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Fred Dart Fsvalt.tv.simpsons

So far I've noticed the Leftarium (sp) and selling books over the internet. But I think I remember other jobs, like something to do with Maternity work?

NateFred Dart Fsvalt.tv.simpsons

in article [email], Fred Dart at [email] wrote on 8/22/02 1:46 AM:

In "When Flanders Failed" Ned mentions the job he has just left to open the Leftorium. He also ran Praise Land for a short time. Check snpp.com - I'm sure they'll have all the info. you want.

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wavkingNatealt.tv.simpsons

wasn't it pharmacist?

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Ned says he is quitting his job in pharmaceuticals.

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He left the pharmaceutical biz in 7F23, but doesn't say what he actually did. Whatever it was, he wore a tie daily, so it could have been pharmacist or something, but it seems like Ned could have done better.

Fred Dart wrote:

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Speaking of the pharmecutical biz, an interesting thing happened to me a few years ago. I went to an ENT ()Ear, nose & throat) doctor to check a deviated septum (that means the tissue that seperates my nostrils was crooked.) He had a relatively long tube which he was preparing to cram up my shnoz to see inside. Needless to say, I was expecting a good deal of discomfort. What I felt was, the tube started to go in, there was an instant of wetness, then nothing. Same thing happened in the other nostril, tube starts to go in, a very brief feeling of liquid in my nostril, then no feeling at all. I wondered how this was done.

Later, when I got my bill, there were two charges for "Cocaine Anhydrous" (I am not sure if I spelled the second word correctly.) I called the office out of curiosity, and they explained that this substance was the anesthetic they used to numb the nerves in the snoot so the tube didn't irritate. I mentioned it to a lab tech and he said it is basically cocaine dissolved in water.

So I had a doctor squirt cocaine up my nose. Imagine if I gad to explain that on a drug test! But I don't think any of it was absorbed into my bloodstream. I didn't notice any "high" or anything.

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"That Guy" wrote in message news:88t99.991$[email]...

I kept waiting for a Homer joke like "you're interferon with our good time"

good story none the less

R H MenzelThat Guyalt.tv.simpsons

That Guy wrote in message news:88t99.991$[email]...

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So, eh......did your bosses buy your story after your test come back positive?

Matt Garvey wrote:

I think 'Pharmaceuticals' was a reference to a concrete solid job. The Pharmaceutical industry has grown solid in the last 20 years, even in the Dot Bomb and other technology industries in the hurt these days, pharmacueticals are still a strong industry. In the 80 when the automotive industry was hit, pharmaceuticals was strong.

So he left a concrete industry to open a fly-by-night Leftarium...