What denomination is the First Church of Springfield?

Mar 1, 2003, 4:50 PM ET27 posts by 22 posters
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Big Dawg

Is it Catholic? They've got those stained-glass windows with the saints on them. But Reverend Lovejoy is married and Catholic clergy are forbidden from marriage.

Baptist? Ned Flanders goes there. He is portrayed as a Fundamentalist Evangelical, possibly Baptist, but in "Home Sweet Home-Didilly-Dum-Doodily", he seems to endorse infant baptism. Baptists usually oppose infant baptism.

So I guess it's one of those inter-denominational churches.

Cheers, BD

Brian OBig Dawg

Big Dawg wrote:

The church sign recently said, "WELCOME PISSED OFF CATHOLICS", so it's not a Catholic church.

Best sign of all time: "NO SYNAGOGUE PARKING"

Brian O
Christopher MorseBrian O

Brian O wrote:

Rev. Lovejoy: "Nice Dress" Catholic Clergy: "Oh go home and have sex with your wife!"

I always assumed they were protestant, but I admit I don't really know all that much about religions...

Christopher W. Morse Northwestern University Evanston, IL [email] (847) 332-9011
Chesty LeRueBrian O

this is just begging to be a new topic...

thank you for not discussing the outside world
DSV75Big Dawg

Well I do know what they are NOT - a Bible believing church.

Dennis

MilhouseDSV75

Why do you say that??? Makes no sense they read the bible every episode.

Mercutio JonesDSV75

"DSV75" wrote in message news:[email]...

"Bible believing church?" I hope you don't mean those ones where they fall on the floor speaking in tongues or play with snakes and drink styrchnine.

Has Homer ever attended a snake-handling church? :>)

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Scott StrainMercutio Jones

no but moe did, although ive also seen Moe at the simpsons church, and in the rock camp one he mentioned he hadnt had seats this good since his moonie (60's cult) wedding. So thats three religions for moe unless im missing any?

j zedBig Dawg

Springfield seems to be located in a land-locked state, but has an old sea captain selling anchors from a shop in town. It's urban, but a short drive to Southern accented rural areas. It has snow capped mountains on the edge of town. It has a nuclear power plant. It often attracts the attention of the world-wide press.

It sounds like a typical American town, with a typical church which tries to attract new congregants. (This pastor isn't cheating on his wife, though. Maybe sometime in the future). Ned Flanders is the only the good Christian in town, and he's an object of derision.

Perfectly normal. Don't take it too seriously.

"Big Dawg" wrote in message news:[email]...

frosty the supervisor wrote:

Isn't that the church that shows the Christmas Eve service (taped weeks in advance) on CBS?

(Seriously, wasn't there some sort of "merger" between one of the Lutheran churches (Missouri Synod, I think), the Episcopal Church USA, and possibly a couple of others?)

Don Del Grande, [email] "No Outside Eucharist" - First Church of Springfield "No Outside Euchraist Eaters" - every Catholic Church
Nate TXDon Del Grande

"Don Del Grande" wrote in message news:[email]...

Not the Missouri Synod -- the ALCA (American Lutheran Churches ...and so on...).

Thomas J. Paladino Jr.j zed

It can't be landlocked; it has the Springfield Squidport.

It's urban, but a short drive

tries

though.

j zedThomas J. Paladino Jr.

How 'bout that? A land-locked state with a squidport!!!

"TV is make believe. Don't take it so seriously." "Thomas J. Paladino Jr." wrote in message news:ECc8a.42172$[email]... >
Don Del Grandej zed

j zed wrote:

Why not? There's a land-locked country with the America's Cup.

Don Del Grande, [email] Zed, Zmed...Zmed, Zed
Poot RootbeerBig Dawg

Actually, Kibology is an inter-DIMENSIONAL church.

j zedPoot Rootbeer

What's "Kibology"?

"TV is make believe. Don't take it so seriously." "Poot Rootbeer" wrote in message news:[email]... > Howard Wilson II wrote:
Poot Rootbeerj zed

-Poot

50 bucks, same as in town.

"j zed" wrote: > What's "Kibology"? > >> > Kibology
NRobin1027David Angelovich

From Rev. Lovejoy's style of dress, I too guess Catholic:)

JMHO, Robin:) NRobin1027

Peter MorrisBig Dawg

"Big Dawg" wrote in message news:[email]...

Bart: Can we go Catholic. At least we get some bread and booze. Marge. We are not going Catholic. Three kids is enough.

So, no, it's not Catholic.

Scott MunroBig Dawg

It's the Church of Lazy Writers Who Didn't Want to Do Any Research on Various Denominations So They Made It Sort of Generic Protestant.

Scott
j zedScott Munro

It's a cartoon, so I guess it's a cartoon church.

"TV is make believe. Don't take it so seriously." "Scott Munro" wrote in message news:[email]... > It's the Church of Lazy Writers Who Didn't Want to Do Any Research on
Sydney Assbasketj zed

Catholibuddhistantislam.

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