Let's see how far this goes

Comic Book Guy wears prescription pants.

The End.

"Jason Saslow" wrote in message news:[email]...

Worst Episode ever. -Aaron TheYAM.net

And now for a prequel....

A young Comic Book Guy discovers the wonders of Krusty Burger. After splitting his third pair of stretch pants, he decides to look into prescription pants.

Not literally "look into" them. That would make him gay, and we all know there are no gay characters in "The Simpsons".

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"R H Menzel" wrote in message news:3d10a3ec$[email]...

Except that one guy-- you know, the gay guy. He was Bart's buddy and Homer was afraid Bart was gay. The gay guy chased away killer reindeer with a robot santa and rescued Homer, Bart, and the rest of the hunting party, which I believe was Moe and Barney. Damn, I can't remember his name. Bruce, maybe?

I believe his name was John

"That Guy" wrote in message news:fm2Q8.124$[email]...

Homer

He was gay? But he was voiced by John Waters! And he's not gay!!

-Bob

That Guy wrote in message news:fm2Q8.124$[email]...

Homer

Has the world gone topsy-turvy?

Laura

I'm afraid soo .. be afraid... be very afraid...

Tina

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Y'know? I just watched "Hairspray" and there is something odd about that fat woman, Divine.

-Bob

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Wait a minute! I've seen Mrs. Doubtfire! This is a man in drag!

Laura

No wonder I couldn't find "her" name in the credits.

Bob

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"R H Menzel" wrote in message news:3d10a3ec$[email]...

Oh yeah, I forgot about Smithers. But while his gender preference has been implied repeatedly in the strongest possible ways, I don't think he has ever come out of the closet.

Why would you even suggest he come out of the closet? HE'S NOT GAY!!! If he were, there'd be endless discussion in this NG. And, I haven't seen anything like that in all the months I've been here.

-Bob

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I think Homer's a bit sexually confused though. One minute he's forcing his son to work for a madam, the next he's taking him to a gay steel mill.

What makes you think they were gay? Maybe you're seeing things that aren't there. Could it be wishful thinking?

-Bob

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They work hard and play hard...eh, just sounds like a fun group to me ;)

Laura

And, they put on some of the best damned parades! Too bad the parades always coincide with those pesky Gay Pride affairs.

I wish they could get that straight!

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It must be due to the constant mix-ups with the scheduling. Poor fellas can't catch a break.

Laura