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MckoolioJul 3, 2001, 2:49 AM ETalt.tv.simpsons

So, assuming the writers are able to pull it together for some form of a damn good series finale, how would it be? Would it be some parody of other classics? My idea:

Homer is at Moe's... Gil comes to the window, Homer says, "sorry, we're closed..." walks out onto the street where a helicopter waits him, with Moe spelling out D'oh or something like that.... kind of sappy... but still, a nice, whole, peaceful ending to the show.

And what's this rumor that the final episode was going to kill off Homer? anyone ever heard this before?

-Mckoolio :-)

One of the GOOD AOL usersJul 3, 2001, 3:02 AM ET↩ Mckoolioalt.tv.simpsons

OFF is about to board a flight to LA, but once again, Marge's fear of flying antics get them put off the plane. So, back in Springfield, they witness Snake robbing Hans Moleman. However, the Simpsons don't stop the robbery, so Wiggum throws them in jail (except for the kids). Homer ends up in the same cell as Sideshow Bob and the dude from Pokey Mom.

At the trial, memorable characters from past episodes testify against the Simpsons, and Homer and Marge have to spend a year in jail. The kids stay with the Flandereses again.

FAST FORWARD ONE YEAR LATER: The kids are true saints. End of Simpsons.

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Jason HoehnJul 3, 2001, 5:13 PM ET↩ One of the GOOD AOL usersalt.tv.simpsons

ehhhhhh, it didnt work for Seinfeld, it wouldnt work for The Simpsons

Joe KlemmJul 3, 2001, 10:25 AM ET↩ Mckoolioalt.tv.simpsons

I have a few ideas for an ending:

1. When a Japanese company plans to turn Evergreen Terrace into a golf course, everyone sells their houses to the Japanese, except for the Simpsons. In the last minute, Homer gets whacked on the head with a golf ball, and it is revealed that the whole series was just a dream by one of the Life in Hell characters.

2. Homer confronts Mr. Burns, and a fight ensues. Near the end of the fight, Homer grabs Mr. Burns face, and it is revealed that it is a mask and his real face looks like Homer's.

Joe Klemm

Rick GutleberJul 3, 2001, 12:28 PM ET↩ Joe Klemmalt.tv.simpsons

...and I'd've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling-- D'Oh!

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JamieJul 3, 2001, 5:54 PM ET↩ Rick Gutleberalt.tv.simpsons

You can't do anything against the episode "Lisa's Wedding", can you? (ie no killing Homer)

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Philip WernerJul 3, 2001, 7:46 PM ET↩ Jamiealt.tv.simpsons

Seems to me that 'Bart to the Future' already did... Not that it matters much because both of the prophets could have been phonies.

JamieJul 4, 2001, 12:48 AM ET↩ Philip Werneralt.tv.simpsons

They also said that Bart can change the future in that episode, so I don't think that really counts. To me, anyway.

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Aaron HirshbergJul 5, 2001, 1:14 PM ET↩ Joe Klemmalt.tv.simpsons

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Is this some sort of spoof of the end of the Bob Newhart Show?

And then Homer and #2 (played by Leo McKern) escape from the village in a truck?

How about Homer escapes from the hospital at the airbase and is last seen floating away in a raft? (Catch-22).

Aaron Hirshberg

tomrJul 5, 2001, 8:32 AM ET↩ Mckoolioalt.tv.simpsons

How to end the show:

Movie theatre. Lady going "Shhhh". Card captioned 'Gracie Film'. Piano riff. Followed by Fox Logo and anthem.

KatijaikatJul 5, 2001, 9:38 PM ET↩ tomralt.tv.simpsons

That's the best idea I've heard all day.

Sydney AssbasketJul 7, 2001, 11:50 PM ET↩ tomralt.tv.simpsons

How about having the lady say "shh" then you see the sillhouette of a sassy
black lady say, "oh no you di-int" and then a fight ensues.
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Internet KingJul 5, 2001, 11:44 AM ET↩ Mckoolioalt.tv.simpsons

Mckoolio wrote:

I say they do a Newhart "it's all been a dream" ending with a real-life Matt Groening waking up saying, "What the hell was that?". Sincerely, Little Girl

Simon CollettJul 6, 2001, 5:09 AM ET↩ Mckoolioalt.tv.simpsons

Personaly I think a 'last ever Simpsons' would be too sad. Id rather just see a regular end of season and then hear that its been cancelled.

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Moe

That GuyJul 6, 2001, 3:51 PM ET↩ Mckoolioalt.tv.simpsons

Continue with each episode to degrade further into wackery and cheap, tired gags; until no one watches the new eps anymore. Then just stop making them and no one will even notice.

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Moe

Dr MusicJul 6, 2001, 6:27 PM ET↩ That Guyalt.tv.simpsons

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tired

them

Oh, I get it. A spoof of "Married ...With Children".

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.

That GuyJul 6, 2001, 6:56 PM ET↩ Dr Musicalt.tv.simpsons

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Yes, LOL.

The RackJul 6, 2001, 7:21 PM ET↩ That Guyalt.tv.simpsons