Upcoming Episodes plus STUFF for "Jaws Wired Shut" (DABF05)

S13E09 Jaws Wired ShutliveJan 28, 2002, 12:01 AM ET4 hours after the credits9 posts by 9 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Don Del Grandealt.tv.simpsons

2/3 - PRE-EMPTED for the Super Bowl followed by an hour of "Malcolm in the Middle"

2/10 - DOUBLE FEATURE
8:00 - Half Decent Proposal (DABF04)
    Marge, prompted by Patty and Selma (and John Barleycorn), E-mails
    Artie Ziff, who invites the Simpsons onto his yacht and offers
    $1 Million for a weekend alone with Marge - money which the
    Simpsons plan to use to pay for an operation to stop Homer from
    snoring
9:00 - The Parent Rap (CABF22 - repeat)
    Jane Kaczmarek guest voices as a judge who sentences Bart to be
    shackled to Homer, and isn't particularly happy when Marge breaks
    them apart again
2/17 - The Bart Wants What it Wants (DABF06)
    "The Simpsons are going to Toronto!" so Bart can follow Ranier
    Wolfcastle's daughter (voiced by Reese Witherspoon) and her new
    boyfriend - Milhouse
Upcoming "Futurama" Episodes
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2/3 - PRE-EMPTED for the Super Bowl followed by an hour of "Malcolm
      in the Middle"
2/10 - Love & Rocket (4ACV03)
    Sigourney Weaver and Lucy Liu guest voice as Bender falls in love
    with the ship's new voice (Weaver) - but when Bender then decides
    they should "just be friends", the ship has other ideas
STUFF for "Jaws Wired Shut" (DABF05)
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Written by Matt Selman
Directed by Nancy Kruse
Blackboard: none - opening began with driveway
Couch: in black and white, everybody appeared as part of a Charlie
       Chaplin silent film (with Homer as Chaplin)
Also Starring: Dana Gould, Pamela Hayden, John Kassir,
               Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
Overseas Animation: Rough Draft
Rating: TV-PG-L

REVIEW: B-plus - usually I'm not much of a fan of the "three part stories" separated by the commercials (Homer and the movies; Homer with his jaw shut; Marge in the demolition derby), but the bit with Homer's jaw stood out, and the animation junkie in me liked the Popeye bit as well (right down to the music and Marge's flailing arms).

REFERENCES "Jaws" (title) Mike Tyson ("I would like to eat its children") "Absolutely Fabulous" (aka "Ab Fab" - "Fab Abs") "Jackass" (the human yo-yo stunt) "The Wind in the Willows" (Toad Hall) "The View" (the women on "Afternoon Yak" resemble some of them, especially the one who sounds like Barbara Walters) "Popeye" (when Homer drank the beer) Marlboro (the music when Homer rode in on the donkey) 9F03 (somebody swinging by teeth - in this case, Maggie) 4F22 (Duffman appears in Moe's) AABF20 ("D'oh" is spelled out)

DYN
...this is the second couch opening in black and white?
...at the parade, Maggie has a pink triangle balloon?
...in the Caribbean float, the pairings are male-female?
...the phone number on the movie screen is KLN-5555, which is
   556-5555 - which could be a valid number somewhere?
...Smithers and Patty were "in the closet"?
...Homer spells it "D'oh!"?
...that's the most Maggie has "said" in quite a while?
...everybody else waltzed in a circle around Homer and Marge?
...when the Demolition Derby started, everybody started driving in a
   figure eight (and nobody hit anybody else while doing it)?

GOOFS / FREEZE FRAME / WHATNOT During WWII, the British really did call Sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" (they also called German Shepherd dogs "alsatians", something they still do today). "Three wars ago" would be WWII if you count Korea and Vietnam but not, say, Desert Storm.

Where did Maggie's bottle come from during the parade?

Don Del Grande, [email] S1.1 MAG+++ LIS++ BAR+ SKI+ MrsK+ MissH+ P&S# FLA- (heresy!) f+++ n+++ Ilps(w) $+++ M39 Hey, that's THREE Nickelodeon regulars (Castellaneta, Kassir,

Don Del Grande wrote in message ...

They did? Never heard that one before.

Though the US called Frankfurters "Liberty Sausage" in WW1...

That name was in use well before WW2. I blame Prince Albert.

David

I thought the title was more in reference to "Eyes Wide Shut."

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The RackYarn Spinneralt.tv.simpsons

Drunk and full of pie, Yarn Spinner wrote:

That is correct.

Chadderack Director: Okay... on the downbeat, you'll jump forward, waggle your tongue and lick the camera lens...
Ted S.Don Del Grandealt.tv.simpsons

Somebody claiming to be Don Del Grande wrote in news:[email]:

Look again. I thought they were exceedingly butch women, or at least parodies of the butch stereotype for lesbians.

Of course, I like the lesbian reference from "Beyond Blunderdome" better. :-)

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Y2BogusTed S.alt.tv.simpsons

"Ted S." wrote in message news:[email]...

I'm disappointed they didn't opt for the title of the float to be "Butt-Pirates of the Caribbean".

Matt GarveyTed S.alt.tv.simpsons

"Ted S." wrote:

It looked to me like pairs of guys chasing girls, but the girls (being lesbians) kept running away (from heterosexuality).

On Sun, 27 Jan 2002 21:01:15 -0800, Don Del Grande wrote:

Confusion: why the seemingly hour long DABF04? Is Malcom on at 8:30 or what?

TTYL

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