Why I hate Patty and Selma

I hate Patty and Selma because:

-they're mean to Homer -they have gravelly voices -they're ugly -they're fat -they smoke cigarettes -they smell bad -they think they're better than Marge -they smoke cigars -they have a lizard as a pet -they're gay -they watch Macgyver -they dress badly -they have stupid hairdos -they use up screen time that would be better spent on Moe -they don't shave their legs or armpits -they have blue hair -they work at the DMV and are mean to everyone -they're twins

That's enough for now. I'll report back if I think of more reasons.

** Captain Infinity

Captain Infinity wrote:

They're worse than Hitler!

Impeach Churchill!

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Churchill? What about that idiot Roosevelt? We get bombed by the Japanese, and he invades Europe!

-- R Flowers ---- Sorry if I have used this joke previously here...

"R Flowers" wrote:

And what was it all for? To give us Patty and Selma!

Hey, what did Hitler ever do to you?

Aaron Space Museum

To take issue with some of your points cap'n

I don't think they are gay are they ? Marge also has a gravelly voice Lots of other characters are ugly and fat How do you know they smell bad? Do the DVDs come with smellavision? Stupid hairdos? What about Marge, and Krusty and Sideshow Bob, oh and Bart and Lisa

In their defence they sometimes have some good lines eg when Homer walks in "Is it me or has it just got FAT in here?"

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Once Upon A Time Neil Coward wrote:

Yes, they are.

And that's one reason why I'm not too fond of Marge.

Not like Patty and Selma, though. Patty and Selma are double-bag ugly. They're fugly. They're pug fugly.

Their stench reeks right out of my TV. Can't you smell them?

If *I* worked on the Simpsons I would fix *all* those hairdos.

That's just being mean to Homer, which is number 1 on my list of reasons why I hate them.

** Captain Infinity

you should start your own cartoon then, where everyone is beautiful, has lovely hair and is nice to each other - it'd be a smash hit!!

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Once Upon A Time Neil Coward wrote:

Thank you! What an excellent idea! Tomorrow I'll withdraw all my money from my bank account and hire some Korean animators! WOO HOO!!

** Captain Infinity

According to http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F16.html, you have to also remember to plagiarize!

Myers: Okay, maybe my dad did steal Itchy, but so what? Animation is
       built on plagiarism!
	[lawyer slaps his forehead]
       If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners, we
       wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sgt.
       Bilko, they'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum,
       Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney.
-- Er, don't forget Yogi Berra, "The Day the Violence Died"

Myers: Your honor, you take away our right to steal ideas, where are they gonna come from? Her? [points at Marge] Marge: Uh... Hmm... How about... Ghostmutt? -- I see your point, "The Day the Violence Died"

Aaron Space Museum

Neil Coward wrote:

Yeh, you could call it the Smurfs. Is there anything more beautiful than blue? If there is, I don't want to know about it.

Cap'n: O come on now, patty and selma are great. all the reasons you wrote for hating them is why i love them.

"is it me or did it just get fatter in here?" great line.

They're histerically twisted in their wicked, selfish and righteous way. besides homer needs an enemy.

the twins are some of my fav simpsons characters

Cap'n: O come on now, patty and selma are great. all the reasons you wrote for hating them is why i love them.

"is it me or did it just get fatter in here?" great line.

They're histerically twisted in their wicked, selfish and righteous way. besides homer needs an enemy.

the twins are some of my fav simpsons characters

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Just Patty. Selma is a serial hetero-monogamist.

-- R Flowers

Once Upon A Time R Flowers wrote:

Patty's out. Selma is still in denial. Remember, they're twins, and science has proved that if one twin gets the gay disease then the other will catch it too. And NOBODY ARGUES WITH SCIENCE!!

** Captain Infinity

Yeah, patty and Selma would probably have to be two of the worst characters on the Simpsons. I'm glad they're rarely on. That episode was very amusing where Patty came out, though i can recall a previous episode where it was also hinted at as well.