Sugar Should Be Regulated As Toxin, Researchers Say

Feb 1, 2012, 7:34 PM ET6 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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"Sugar and other sweeteners are, in fact, so toxic to the human body that they should be regulated as strictly as alcohol by governments worldwide, according to a commentary in the current issue of the journal Nature by researchers at the University of California, San Francisco (UCSF).

The researchers propose regulations such as taxing all foods and drinks that include added sugar, banning sales in or near schools and placing age limits on purchases."

See:

http://news.yahoo.com/sugar-regulated-toxin-researchers-180605186.html

Shades of "Sweets and Sour Marge"!:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweets_and_Sour_Marge

Once Upon A Time, SparkoHeaps wrote:

Very good! You found the hidden but extremely obvious Simpsons connection! We're all very proud of you. You can have an extra cookie after dinner.

** Captain Infinity

On Thu, 2 Feb 2012 06:40:15 -0800 (PST), SparkoHeaps wrote:

"The orphanage was able to buy a door, now the monkeys cannot bite me. I am like sugar to them!"

Should we also tax Brazilian orphans?

Je�usOFF Fanalt.tv.simpsons

On Fri, 03 Feb 2012 04:32:02 -0500, OFF Fan wrote:

Could be? Always wondered how they made Soylent Teen*

*Yes, not very good. Sorry about that... but I'm still hitting the send button anyway.