THINGS WE KNOW

• Seinfeld does not accept unsolicited manuscripts

• Uma Thurman is a beautiful actress who is in many movies.

• MASH has had spinoffs.

• Elaine's last name is Benes.

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You are a homo...you forgot that one!!

HS

Howard, I take off my hat to you. This devastatingingly succinct witticism tops even the best of Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker. Kudos my friend!