GEORGE WON THE CONTEST!!

S05E02 The Puffy ShirtretroOct 8, 19963 years later4 posts by 4 posters
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Fans debate whether George's claim about winning a contest is a lie, given his established pattern of dishonesty on the show.

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torgo

In "The Puffy Shirt" episode, George becomes a hand model...whilst conversing with the hand modeling agency guy, George learns of a great hand model who ruined his career because "he wasn't master of his domain." When the agency head asks George if he has self-control, George replies, "Are you kidding? I won a contest!"

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Ummm, yes. But haven't we already established George is living "20 lies" already? What's another one gonna do?

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I challenge you to name one time that George tells a lie that the audience is not already in on. This would be the only case where he lies, and we don't know about it.

L.B. Peepcalloway

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Yes but we only know about the lies we know about. How do you KNOW George hasn't told other lies that we don't know about? What about when he mentions his brother impregnating someone named Pauline, or his cousin's friend being in a bubble? These are throwaway lines that George uses to ingratiate himself with people. Are they lies? They're never brought up again, so who knows? There are LOTS of George statements that are dubious.

Bo

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