Ok, here it is. I didn't realize that so many Seinfeld faithful have never seen this. Bob mentioned to me today that he was going to e-mail requests out, but since people have now been asking me for copies, I figured I'd just repost what Bob did last week:
In article , [email] (Bob Warznak) writes:
Well, I'm sure glad to be able to be able to talk about Seinfeld again. I've lost contact since June 9. (Larry if you're reading this, I've been trying to contact you about it.) So, is this replacing the mailing list or is this an independent effort? Since Kevin Klinge mentioned the episode guide in his post, I figured this would be a good post to christen the group with. It is the most up to date version of the guide, including next's repeat of 'The Stranded'.
Incidently, if anyone has the official names for the 4/22/92 and the 5/692 episodes, let me know. I think the 5/6 episode may be 'The Keys', but I haven't confirmed that. _________________
"Seinfeld" Episode Guide
written by Bob Warznak
(updated June 24, 1992)Pilot episode originally aired as "The Seinfeld Chronicles".
July 5, 1989 9:30(ET) Pilot, #101 Comedian Jerry Seinfeld blends his stand-up work and a sitcom format as he plays himself, a single comedian, wondering exactly what signals he's getting from a woman he met on the road, who wants to stay with him while she's in town. George: Jason Alexander. Laura: Pamela Brull. [The character Laura is listed on Jul 5, 1990 as Pamela Brill]
First Season (1990)
Date Time(ET) Title and Synopsis
May 31 9:30 The Stakeout, #103 (Series Premiere)
Jerry wonders if being "still friends" with his ex-girlfriend
Elaine means he can ask her for information about another
woman she knows. Vanessa: Lynn Clark. Dad: Phil Bruns.
Jun 07 9:30 The Robbery, #104
After Jerry is burglarized. George persuades him to look at a
new apartment, which Jerry takes - but which George wants,
too. Waitress: Anita Wise. Diane: Kimberly Kates.
Larry: James F. Dean.
Jun 14 9:30 Male Unbonding, #102
Jerry ponders a course of action when he sees that he no
longer has anything in common with a clingy and obnoxious
childhood friend. Joel: Kevin Dunn.
Jun 21 9:30 The Stock Tip, #105
Inside information gives Jerry and George high hopes for their
stock, which sinks and sinks - much like Jerry's first weekend
trip with Vanessa (Lynn Clark). Dry Cleaner: Ted Davis.
Jun 28 Pre-empted by the series FM.
Jul 05 9:30 Pilot, #101 (Repeat) Second Season (1991)
Date Time(ET) Title and Synopsis
Jan 23 9:30 The Ex-Girlfriend, #201
Jerry is reluctantly drawn into a relationship with the woman
his pal George just broke up with. Marlene: Tracy Kolis.
[Originally scheduled for Jan 16, 1991, pre-empted by the Gulf
War].
Jan 30 9:30 The Pony Remark, #202
It's just a joke, but maybe, just maybe it's more when Jerry's
unwitting remark precedes a tragedy. Marty: Barney Martin.
Helen: Liz Sheridan. Manya: Rozsika Halmos. Lou: Len Lesser.
Isaac: David Fresco.
Feb 06 9:30 The Jacket, #203
Jerry's new suede jacket makes an impression on everyone
except Elaine's father (Lawrence Tierney), an author cut from
Hemingway cloth and not suited to pampering anyone.
[Originally scheduled for Jan 23, 1991.]
Feb 13 9:30 The Phone Message, #207
George musters his courage to call a woman (Tory Polone),
and then is flustered when he gets her answering machine and
leaves "an idiotic message."
Feb 20 Pre-empted by Nostradamus: The Man Who Saw Tomorrow
Feb 27 Pre-empted (I believe) by President Bush's Gulf War Cease Fire
Address.
Mar 06 9:30 Dear John takes over this time slot.
Apr 04 9:30 The Apartment, #208
Before realizing the implications, Jerry gets Elaine the
apartment right above him; George tests the "man with a
wedding band" theory of meeting women. Roxanne: Jeanine
Jackson.
Apr 11 9:30 The Statue, #210
Jerry's suspicion that his apartment cleaner (Michael D.
Conway) stole something could affect Elaine's close working
relationship with the man's author-girlfriend (Nurit Koppel).
[Originally scheduled for Feb 27, 1991.]
Apr 18 9:30 The Revenge, #212
Revenge is plotted against those who done 'em wrong after
Jerry loses $1500 and George loses his job. Levitan: Fred
Applegate. Vic: John Capodice.
Apr 25 9:30 The Heart Attack, #211
George thinks he's having a heart attack. After the doctor
assures George that he's fine except for a case of
tonsillitis, Kramer convinces him to see the wacky doctor he
regularly visits for a second opinion. But this doctor's
"medicine" nearly puts George, Jerry, and Kramer into an early
grave.
May 02 9:30 The Deal, #213
Jerry and Elaine discuss reuniting after being aroused when
watching the "Sex Channel" together. This time, they make up
new rules for the relationship in order to remain friends
while being lovers. [Note: it was never explained how Jerry
and Elaine go back to being friends after seeming to be
together at the end of this episode]
May 09 Pre-empted by Cheers (Repeat) [200th episode]
May 16 9:30 The Baby Shower, #204
Simultaneous action at Jerry's place: a baby shower, an
illegal cable hook-up and George dealing with "unequivocally
the worst date (Christine Dunford) of my life."
May 23 9:30 The Chinese Restaurant, #206
Desperation in a Chinese restaurant: George needs the phone he
can't have, Jerry needs the name he can't recall and Elaine
needs food, much more so than those seated ahead of her.
Host: James Hong. Lorraine: Judy Kaine. Cohen: David Tress.
May 30 9:30 Male Unbonding, #102 (Repeat)
Jun 13 9:30 The Stakeout, #103 (Repeat)
Jun 20 9:30 Wings takes over this time slot.
Jun 26 9:30 The Busboy, #205
George inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy (David
Labiosa), while Elaine finds a week much too long to have a
houseguest (Doug Ballard).
Jul 03 9:30 The Robbery, #104 (Repeat)
Jul 10 Pre-empted by Noble House.
Jul 17 9:30 Not shown
[The Stranded, #209, originally scheduled. Later aired
Nov 27, 1991.]
Jul 24 9:30 The Ex-Girlfriend, #201 (Repeat)
Jul 31 9:30 The Pony Remark, #202 (Repeat)
Aug 07 9:30 The Jacket #203 (Repeat)
Aug 14 9:30 The Phone Message, #207 (Repeat)
Aug 21 9:30 The Apartment, #208 (Repeat)
Aug 28 9:30 The Statue, #210 (Repeat)
Sep 04 9:30 The Revenge, #212 (Repeat)
Sep 11 9:30 Pre-empted by Night Court [one-hour episode] Third Season (1991 - 1992)
Date Time(ET) Title and Synopsis
Sep 18 9:30 The Note, #301 (Season Premiere)
Physical Therapy proves painful as Jerry has a
misunderstanding with his therapist (Terri Hanauer) and finds
a way for insurance to cover treatment for George and Elaine.
Then, George's paranoia about men comes into play.
Raymond: Jeff Lester. Roy: Ralph Bruneau.
Sep 25 9:30 The Truth, #302
George's relationship with a former IRS worker (Valerie
Mahaffey) should ease Jerry's tax audit worries - until she
becomes George's former relationship. And Kramer sees too
much of Elaine while seeing her roommate (Siobhan Fallon).
Oct 02 9:30 The Pen, #305
Elaine lives to regret accompanying Jerry on a visit to his
parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) in Florida, where local
gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside
down. Jack: Sandy Baron.
Oct 09 9:30 The Dog, #303
Jerry's gig as a dog sitter gives some unneeded time alone to
George and Elaine, who find little to say without their
conversational third.
Oct 16 9:30 The Library, #304
Jerry finds his witness (Cynthia Szigeti) when a library cop
(Philip Baker Hall) says he's 20 years overdue with "Tropic
of Cancer". Kramer reads Marion, a librarian, like a book.
Marion: Ashley Gardner. Heyman: Biff Yaeger.
Oct 23 Pre-empted by Movie: Danielle Steel's Daddy.
Oct 30 9:30 The Parking Garage, #306
Saturday at the mall with George, and Jerry and Elaine and
Kramer, none of whom bothered to note where the car was
parked. Security Guard: Dave Dunard.
Nov 06 9:30 The Cafe, #307
While Jerry tries to help an immigrant cafe owner (Brian
George), Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and
Kramer ... well, nobody can really help Kramer.
Monica: Dawn Arnemann.
Nov 13 9:30 The Tape, #308
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine
after her joke on Jerry makes her shine in an entirely new
light.
Nov 20 9:30 The Nose Job, #309
Kramer is the catalyst for George to gently urge his otherwise
wonderful girlfriend (Susan Diol) to get a nose job. While
Jerry is stuck with a beauty (Tawny Kitaen) whose brain is a
beaut. Earl: Roy Brocksmith.
Nov 27 9:30 The Stranded, #209
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by
George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace, but
forgets to pay for something else. Steve: Michael Chiklis.
Ava: Teri Austin.
Dec 04 9:00 The Alternate Side, #310
Jerry gets his car stolen; George gets a fil-in job; Kramer
gets a line in a Woody Allen film; and Elaine gets tired of
her 66-year-old boyfriend. And it all gets interrelated.
Sid: Jay Brooks. Lydia: Janet Zarish.
Dec 04 9:30 The Chinese Restaurant, #206 (Repeat)
Dec 11 9:00 The Red Dot, #311
An imperfection mars George's thank-you gift to Elaine for
getting him a job, at which he commits a costly indiscretion.
And Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic (David Naughton)
go off the wagon. Evie: Bridget Sienna. Lippman: Richard
Fancy.
Dec 18 Pre-empted by Bob Hope's Cross-Country Christmas Show.
Dec 25 Pre-empted by NBA Basketball: Celtics at Bulls.
Jan 01 Pre-empted by The Orange Bowl.
Jan 08 9:00 The Subway, #313
Subway adventures: Kramer is tipped to a hot horse; Elaine
inadvertently goes to Harlem; a beauty (Barbara Stock) picks
up George; and Jerry makes friends with a naked guy (Ernie
Sabella). Robber: Christopher Collins.
Jan 15 9:00 The Pez Dispenser, #314
Advice from Kramer gives George "the upper hand" in his
relationship with a pianist (Elizabeth Morehead), whose
recital was ruined by Elaine's inadvertent outburst of
laughter. John: Fred Sanders.
Jan 22 9:00 The Apartment, #208 (Repeat)
Jan 29 9:00 The Suicide, #312
A psychic (Mimi Lieber) warns George to cancel his vacation,
but doesn't say why; Elaine fasts; Jerry is hit on by his
neighbor's girl (Gina Gallego) after the neighbor's suicide
attempt. Newman: Wayne Knight. Martin.: C.E. Grimes.
Feb 05 9:00 The Fix-Up, #317
After selling each other on the idea, Jerry and Elaine sell
George and Elaine's friend Cynthia (Maggie Jakobson) on a
blind date - then nervously await the outcome.
Feb 12 9:00 The Boyfriend I, #315
Feb 12 9:30 The Boyfriend II, #316
Jerry becomes friends with baseball star Keith Hernandez, but
does that mean he has to help Keith move? No, says Kramer,
who traces his hate for Hernandez to one moment in time.
Meanwhile, George is out of time on unemployment.
Newman: Wayne Knight. Mrs. Sokol: Rae Allen. Carrie: Carol
Ann Susi.
[Aired as a one hour show.]
Feb 19 Pre-empted by Unsolved Mysteries [100th episode, 2 hours]
Feb 26 9:00 The Limo, #318
Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, who's agenda
includes more then just getting in from the airport.
Eva: Suzanne Snyder. Tim: Peter Krause.
Chauffeur: Jeremy Roberts.
Mar 04 9:00 The Good Samaritan, #319
Jerry finds the perpetrator of a hit-and-run he witnesses to
be a striking woman, but the real blow is that the victim is
another woman he's always wanted to date.
Mar 11 9:00 The Busboy, #205 (Repeat)
Mar 18 9:00 The Baby Shower, #204 (Repeat)
Mar 23 9:30 The Parking Garage, #306 (Repeat)
Mar 25 9:00 The Letter
Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend (Catherine Keener),
but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares
her feelings - borrowed from someone else. Lipmann: Richard
Faney. Leonard: Richard Venture.
Apr 01 9:00 The Deal, #213 (Repeat)
Apr 08 9:00 Pre-empted by I Witness Video
Apr 15 9:00 The Heart Attack, #211 (Repeat)
Apr 22 9:00 ?
George argues with a stranger (Lee Arenberg) over a "dream"
parking space while returning Jerry's borrowed - and
damaged - car, and friends line up for and against him.
Apr 22 9:30 The Pen, #305 (Repeat)
Apr 29 9:00 Pre-empted by Academy of Country Music Awards
May 06 9:00 ?
While Jerry's away, Kramer plays in Jerry's apartment, thanks
to his set of emergency keys to the place. Kramer's
emergency: "The squalor in my own life." Nevertheless, Jerry
reclaims the keys and gives them to Elaine. Kramer's
chagrined, but it may be academic because he has caught "The
acting bug," and says that "Californy" is the place he ought
to be. Meanwhile, Jerry's locked out and Elaine's not around.
But George has a set of keys to her place. So he and Jerry
search Elaine's for Jerry's keys. What they find is her
show-biz project. Trucker: Sharon Barr.
May 06 9:30 The Tape, #308 (Repeat)
May 13 9:00 Pre-empted by Night Court [one-hour series finale]
May 20 9:00 The Boyfriend I, #315 (Repeat)
May 20 9:30 The Boyfriend II, #316 (Repeat)
May 27 9:00 pre-empted by The NBA Playoffs: Game 5 of the Eastern Conference
May 31 9:00 The Note, #301 (Repeat)
Jun 03 9:00 pre-empted by Game 1 of The NBA Finals: Chicago Bulls vs. Portland Trail Blazers
Jun 07 9:30 The Truth, #302 (Repeat)
Jun 10 9:00 pre-empted by Game 4 of The NBA Finals: Chicago Bulls vs. Portland Trail Blazers
Jun 14 9:00 The Dog, #303 (Repeat)
Jun 17 9:00 The Fix-Up, #317 (Repeat)
Jun 24 9:00 The Library, #304 (Repeat)
Jul 01 9:00 The Stranded, #209 (Repeat)