Favorite Kramer Line

I love the line on the 1/16 episode where Kramer says to Jerry, "You had some good observations, but its over-now this bloomingdales thing...." That line killed me.

The best line is where Kramer blurts out to George that he and Jerry saw George's girlfriend topless in The Hamptons

My all time favorite Kramer line is...

"Up here...I'm already gone"

The all time greatest K-man scene is where his girlfriend who worked with Elaine and heckled Jerry got her toe cut off and he tells Jerry and George how he took the toe to the hospital on the bus. Fighting off a hijacker etc. George: "You're Batman!" Kramer: "Yeah.... I am Batman!" and how he kicked his attacker off the bus at the next stop. Jerry: "You kept making all the stops" Kramer: "People kept ringing the bell" Classic!

Kenneth J. Cheek wrote in article ...

does anyone know the rest of this exchange? or where i could find it as a WAV file?

On 14 Feb 1997, Bill Gregory wrote:

	You must be forgetting about the episode "The Stall", in which Kramer
believes that Jerry's girlfriend is the Phone Sex lady he talks to...
	Jerry:  Oh, you're crazy.
	Kramer:  Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?
	Jerry:  It's impossible!
	Kramer:  Is it? Or is it so possible, you're mind is spinning like a
top?
	Jerry:  It can't be!
	Kramer: Can't it? Or is your whole world crashing down all around you?
	Jerry:  All right, that's enough.
	Kramer:  Yeahhhh!

That is definately one of the funniest Kramer scenes...that and the one with the dog pills...

On Tue, 18 Feb 1997 06:31:49 -0600, Jason Vicich wrote:

I like "Levels Jerry... I'm building levels"

Bill Gregory wrote:

My favorite one is when Elaine's date (who's quite old) faints or
something. Jerry, Elaine and Kramer are all trying to revive him.
Jerry or Elaine says: You've got to raise his feet to get blood to his
                      head.
Kramer responds: No, you've got to raise his head to get blood to his
                 feet

One of the most ridiculous lines ever.

Peter G.

Kramer is in the van with those hippies and pretends to be dangerous by saying something like "These hands havn't been soaking in liguid joy baby" . He cracked me up as always.

It would have to be " What do ya think Jr. these have been soaking in Ivory"

This might not qualify as a line, but my favorite Kramer chunk of dialogue is when he describes the brawl he caused at the Yankees fansasy camp... "... I looked down and OH MAN.... it's Mickey!!!" .

-Blicko

My favorite kramer line is:" without rules there's choas!"

I do not recal what episode but,

" I'am afraid of clowns"

L8TR...

my favorite K-Man line has to be the episode where they get license tags mixed up and Kramer goes to tell Seinfeld about the mix up and he says....

"I'm Cosmo Kramer, The Assman!"