Dates and how to get them (hint: get ugly)

Feb 16, 19981 post by 1 poster
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elmar

I was just wondering how come the ugliest man on earth, don't take it *too* personally dear Jason Alexander, George, manages to get all these beautiful dates. even though nothing ever comes out of it, do you really think someone as gorgeous as....ANY of George's dates would have gone out with him in real life? Like hell they would! Also Kramer: We know him, (eeeh....sorta), but if you just saw him on the bus or something you'd stay away from him! And last but not least, Jerry. OKay, so he's not exactly NBC's Ogre, but he's still not someone I'd beg to go out with!

Favourite George quote on the subject: "If you stick your hand in her hair, does it come out easily? <brushing his non-existing hair> "

Ellie