I was going through my "archive" of episodes and need some of the titles. I've skimmed the headers of the past 300 or so messages and don't see anything to point me towards an information source. Thus I post here...
-- The "orgasm" episode. Kramer & Jerry get banned from the fruit stand. World discovers the wonders of mango... "I'm back baby! I'm back!"
-- The hour long episode with Judge Reinhold. "...water! they need water!"
-- I have this written down as "The Fire". George "leads", Jerry heckles. "You kept making the stops?"
-- The troll-baby episode. Everyone sees George's girlfriend topless. George suffers "shrinkage". "I don't know how you men walk around with those things."
-- "The Opposite"? George becomes Elaine, Elaine becomes George, Kramer goes on Live! with Regis & Kathy Lee, Jerry becomes Even-Steven. Season ender. "I think we should stop seeing each other." "ok, that's fine!"
-- The haircut episode. Jerry "sees another" barber. Kramer has yet another classic moment of slapstick. "<see .sig>"
-- The f**king nonfat yogurt. Elaine suggests nametags. (can't think of a good quote from this one.)
-- Elaine dates a "serial killer". Jerry dates a "massage" teaser. "Stewart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mom---my..."
btw, to whoever was looking for a short Seinfeld quote, look to my current .sig. But keep in mind it's not quite so funny out of context...and it's already being used by me... and ya can't have it! tphfttt! =^p