Puppy Dogs

Dogs not well depicted on Seinfeld.

Jerry meets guy that goes to detox?? He takes care of the unruly dog.

Elaine and the gang get rid of barking dog.'

Elaine gets chased by pack of dogs wearing J's jacket.

Elaine gets bit by dog at Opticians.

Somebody sics the bulldog on Newman.

Other animals get no respect.

Elaine has trouble with cat across the hall.

Kramer gets spit on by monkey.

George runs over squirrels and stomps pigeons.

Carriage horse farts.

Any other examples? Or any positives about animals?

"Talk a lot" wrote in message news:[email]...

George saved that great fish.

"Will" wrote in message news:[email]...

Mammal!

Er

On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 09:32:17 -0800, "Will" wrote:

Mammal.

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Whatever.

"LRod" wrote in message news:[email]...

On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 19:05:06 +0000, LRod wrote:

Whatever!

--Phil

The Sea was angry that day my friend. But George saved the Mammal (whatever!)

On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 00:37:23 -0600, Talk a lot wrote:

Kramer hides the key to his safe deposit box in the foodbin of a parrot belonging to Jerry's neighbour. Subsequently the parrot eats the key and dies.

Thinking that they need to "cut open" the parrot to get to the key Kramer and Jerry desecrates the parrots grave. Later they find out that Kramer had forgotten to lock the safety box in the first place.

Lars Stockholm

Little Jerry Seinfeld.

The God I worship ain't short on cash Mister!~Bono

Elaine's goldfish die in the parking garage. Or was that Kramer's fault? They can't live in plastic. That's not me talking, that's science.

"Talk a lot" wrote in message news:[email]...

Isn't Elaine very kind to squirrels? Doesn't she just politely scold them in the park? Are you and I that nice to them? Karen "Are you two in for the parade?"

"Talk a lot" wrote in message news:[email]...

Horse Manure. You've got a nure, and you put a ma in front of it. That makes it a very positive thing. Ma-nure.

In fact, I hate anyone who ever had a pony. Why would anyone go from a pony country to a non-pony country?

George's has two horses at his house in the Hamptons - Snoopy and Prickly Pete.

In "The Marine Biologist", George
    Explains he is a huge whale fan,
    Talks to Diane about algae, plankton, turtles, and octopus

Kramer invites Jim Fowler onto his Merv Griffin set and Fowler has a hawk. George brings the injured squirrel and the hawk attacks the squirrel.

Elaine opposes the wearing of fur coats, like in "The Stranded", due to animal cruelty.

"Talk a lot" wrote in message news:[email]...

Don't we have a deal with pigeons?

On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 19:25:40 -0700, "Timothy Walsh" wrote:

Yes we do. They agree to get out of the way and we overlook the statu(t)e defecation thing.

(Thought I might try a two-for-one here)

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On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 19:25:40 -0700, "Timothy Walsh" wrote:

What about the noisy doves that Miss. Rhode Island had?

The bird that hits Elaine's big freak head

Jim Fowler's hawk

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